Extra points if you actually thought it was pretty appropriate, but your partner thought differently.
2007-03-12 21:51:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
When is that pizza arriving?? OMG! i was seriously hungry, my partner just rolled over and didnt speak to me for the rest of the day.
2007-03-13 03:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say all kinds of nasty things normally they work out pretty well at the time though. Lets see some I am willing to share lets see I have said. Yeah that's right work that ******* ****, get it get it you like that don't you. and I once told a woman I was going to suck her ***** so hard her mouth and eyes were gonna get dried out. There were a couple more that were pretty core but they would most likely only read as stars on here.
-NmD!
2007-03-12 21:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Christ - was that a Routemaster bus that just crashed through the window into the front room downstairs.....?
2007-03-12 22:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i jokingly called my currant boyfriend a pop bellied stallion, he laughed and stopped going for about 2 seconds then continued.
2007-03-12 22:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by nip 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My girlfriend once said:
"Is it in yet?"
It was.
I felt quite insulted.
2007-03-12 21:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by abluebobcat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, once during orgasm i called out another womans name. needless to say my wife was devastated, shortest orgasm she ever had.
2007-03-12 21:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by defragmentedbrain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I made a joke about his size... he wasn't too impressed.
But I got out of it ok... ;)
2007-03-12 22:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by L 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we always laugh during sex..i dont know why but its kind of weird. LOL
2007-03-12 21:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by Queenly 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I didn't know I had corn today.
2007-03-12 22:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
farted while recieving head shame on me
2007-03-13 00:07:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋