bob orders a raid on a prayer meeting (this alone is a boo boo of note) and then has all the brass of the MDC arrested.
morgan tsvangarai is moered stukend in the police station (officially he fell several times) and the entire world condemns the act.
south africa on the other hand issues a statement saying "we have noted the incident."
personally, i think bob should meet his demise after a projectile lead poisoning "incident".
and thabo, wake up! your people are finally seeing that you are not the man you claimed to be - rather you are a puppet.
Does anyone think that Zim should be saved from uncle bob, and any ideas how it should be done?
(I have dibs on the shooting thing, so i need some creative answers here. ten points for most painful and interesting answer...)
The UA knows no boundaries....
2007-03-12 21:42:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
And inno, i prefer General.
And you can be a General too....
2007-03-12 22:08:34 · update #1
zim needs saving and that's no lie!
here is how i would do it if i was given the chance!
1. kidnap that son of a B***h
2. tie him up on a bed or something flat
3. start torturing him by pulling his hair and all his hair out one by one!
4. after that initial pain, i will cut his d**k off with a very blunt knife
5. beat him for a bit of fun ( good stress reliever)
6. cut his toes off one by one with the blunt knife
7. brake some bones
8. make him sign the country of to Morgan
9. make him sign all the farms back to their rightful owners.
10. let him sign all his money away, to the farmers
11. give him a bath in acid!
or does that sound to cruel?
2007-03-13 01:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by sweet - angel 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Zimbabwe is now beyond the point of repair.
It is now just another African wasteland that was once full of promise when a significant number of Europeans resided there.
Thabo Mbeki is no different from Uncle Bob other than the fact that the West keeps a closer eye on him, theres more to lose for them if South Africa gets flushed down the same toilet.
Dont be surprised if Mbeki and the ANC start pulling the same strings in the near future.
2007-03-12 21:52:46 · answer #2 · answered by Raging Bull II 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reid lost his marbles a while in the past. have you ever no longer observed how he & Pelosi are taking off to look alike? different than for the reality that he wears glasses! ok, adequate of the humorous tale. i come across quite some this nerve-racking, that the international locations people, proceed to vote for LOONS like this. I pray daily for the sanity and how forward for this u . s . a .. the two sanity & the destiny would be interior the palms of a youthful upcoming technology. i'm hoping they do the properly suited factor and teach a good purchase darned smarter than many adults available good now that don't seem to have a clue!
2016-12-14 17:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by amass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bob is in Sheet Street now....
This is fresh off the Press.......Read...
Zimbabwe opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai, 54, can hardly see out of his eyes, and could neither eat nor speak hours after he was arrested and then beaten by Zimbabwe police.
He is in a lice-infested, urine-soaked cell at a police station in Borrowdale, Harare - a five-minute drive from President Robert Mugabe's opulent Chinese-styled mansion.
Think they must take Bob out now....
Assassins normally gets paid for doing the job.....
I would do it for a Bunch of Bananas.....
2007-03-12 23:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by §§ André §§ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is: no.
Bob already lost his marbles long ago (people between the age of 80 and 90 shouldn't rule a country) and Thabo seemingly never had any to start with ( explaining his inclination to surround himself with equally brainless ministers).
2007-03-13 06:54:00 · answer #5 · answered by Vango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of years ago our government would have already seen to the lead poisoning.
But seeing that the UA takes note of our neighbors maybe we can use some of our R175 mil from Osama's reward to do the job - I do not think our government has any professional capable of doing it.
2007-03-13 00:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Captain Proud sir!!!
I think Zim and Bob would be a waste of the UA's energies, Sir Proud Sir!!! lol
*edit* - thank you captain general sir... double lol!!! okay i mean "General"
2007-03-12 22:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kidnap him, take him to Michael Jackson´s doctors and plastic surgeons, and turn him into a very white Tony Blair.
Donate all his assets to the Zimbabwean people.
Send him back to Zimbabwe (after his very succesfull medical procedures) with his new paperwork and identity and let him take it from there.....
2007-03-13 00:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by turniton5 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cheerio Bob your time is up.
2007-03-13 01:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-13 03:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by poepies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋