I feel bad for the guy, he hasn't had sex in like 600 years, because he was widowed early. And he says he's so lonely but is way too old to get a woman to sleep with him...I know people say seniors have sex but this guy would have to get someone ancient!!!
I feel bad, so I offered to bring him some porn or something, but he says he can't remember what it was like....40 years almost!. I said I'd think about it, but jeez! I don't even know how to arrange it or maneuvre her in there. I said it'd probably kill him and he says he's willing to take the chance, so I really don't know how I can turn him down but, oh man....jeez!
What are your thoughts? Remember to picture YOUR Dad before you go telling me I'm being a jerk, too. Maybe I am, I don't know....oh, man.
2007-03-12 20:15:04 · 3 answers · asked by George Bailey 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You have to keep in mind about your inheritance. If you think that he's going to leave you a bunch of money and you think one hooker would probably kill him. I say get him 2 or 3.
2007-03-12 20:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be able to take him out of the nursing home for a couple of hours, back to yours with a willing mature hooker?
If its what he wants, why not? He's a man, wants sex, give it too him before he dies.
If you can't get him out, take a hooker to him, just say to the staff that it is a long relative or something.
2007-03-13 04:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by benn26k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him on a trip to Amsterdam. Case closed.
2007-03-13 03:53:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jacques 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋