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Because I own you!
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2007-03-12 18:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

This is YOUR computer monitor speaking and Im am shocked at the sites you have visited ,and seen you many times here naked in your towel ,and YES I know what you did with that booger !

2007-03-13 01:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, "continually" is a wee bit harsh! Sometimes I go to the bathroom, or grab a snack or pour a drink, or read my mail. And what do you do for me in return? You turn into a fish tank if I ignore you for 14 minutes! And frankly, the shark fin isn't all that scary anymore...
;-)

2007-03-13 01:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 0 0

Please speak to the server. This is a computer generated message.
This is your computer monitor speaking: why do I have to continually look at your face?
Please speak to the server. This is a computer generated message.
This is your computer monitor speaking: why do I have to continually look at your face?
Rose P

2007-03-13 01:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by rose p 7 · 0 0

LOL
don't know why but that is the funniest thing I have read today!!!
Good one,
oh and sorry I'll try looking at my keyboard when I type from now on!!

2007-03-13 01:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0 0

Well you're my laptop, it's not like I'm forced to share u with anyone elses face.=)

2007-03-13 01:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 0 0

I own my monitor

2007-03-13 01:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because it's quite difficult to try and answer questions on Yahoo by typing with my butt.

2007-03-13 01:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 0 0

With breasts like mine I doubt it's looking at my face.

2007-03-13 01:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by Rogue Tomato 2 · 0 0

Because I give you life.

2007-03-13 01:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by Habt our quell 4 · 0 0

You don't think, computer. You just comply, mo'fo. LOL. Peace!

2007-03-13 01:31:29 · answer #11 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0 0

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