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She's a filing cabinet, her name is Susan B Anthony

2007-03-12 16:27:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

You will probably be tempted to impress Susan by swallowing a gross of the looooooong fluorescent light bulbs.

That might have worked in the 90s, but today you should only have to polish off a half dozen or so of the new energy efficient iridescent twirly shaped bulbs to win her love forever and ever (or for 15,000 kilowatt hours, whichever comes first).

2007-03-12 16:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Tell Susan B Anthony your tired of eating electrical light bulbs, you want it full charged.

2007-03-12 23:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Phlow 7 · 0 0

Susie B, she tells me,
Your not watt she wants
She is not a filing cabinet but a volt
you are not so bright
and theres something in your teeth.

2007-03-13 23:17:16 · answer #3 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0 0

Just 10 more.

2007-03-12 23:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1 0

Just a few more. And you've got excellent taste in women.

2007-03-12 23:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's a lovely name. i bet she'd love you no matter what you eat. but make sure that you don't eat her files.

2007-03-12 23:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1 0

Give her the right to vote.

2007-03-12 23:33:32 · answer #7 · answered by That one guy 6 · 1 0

quite a few

2007-03-13 15:55:48 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0 0

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