2007-03-12 16:23:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck only has 2 speeds - walk and kill
2007-03-12 16:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The airspeed velocity of an unladen Chuck Norris can't be measured. He's off the charts on every measuring device ever made.
2007-03-12 23:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by norm2120 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything Chuck Norris wants it to be!
2007-03-13 16:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faster than the speed of a roundhouse kick to the face.
2007-03-12 23:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Omni D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
120 mph when you toss his butt out of a plane.
2007-03-12 23:26:35 · answer #5 · answered by idahoturkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
incalculable
2007-03-12 23:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by chumpchange 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
African or European?
2007-03-12 23:26:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋