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...let the raccoons and coyotes devour him to edible pieces?

2007-03-12 16:18:46 · 26 answers · asked by Toilet 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

Film him and take it to the police.

2007-03-12 19:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Put an electric wire on the side of the house. I know, I know, mythbusters debunked that, but if you just put a wire up with the right connectors, but no electricity, and set up a hidden speaker that makes snapping and crackling sounds when the wire is touched, that might scare the...errrrr, yeah....

2007-03-12 23:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would wait with a flash camera. Get enough prints for his family and his neighbors. Maybe even get some for the police ("committing a public nuisance.") That might convince him to use his own plumbing not your walls.

2007-03-12 23:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0 0

Pour a bucket of VERY cold water out the window onto him the next time. That might help change his mind.

2007-03-12 23:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by mom of 2 6 · 0 0

I would NOT confront him...He might pee on you. Invest in a pit bull...Unleash the dog when he whips it out and watch the fun!!! Or, you could do the safer bet, call the cops.

2007-03-12 23:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by Violation Notice 6 · 0 0

I was going to suggest hosing him down, but calling the police sounds like the smarter answer.

2007-03-12 23:22:26 · answer #6 · answered by kf 4 · 0 0

While he's urinating on your house, break into his car a drop a load in the front seat.

2007-03-12 23:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No - just plant some nice thornie cacti or yucca plants along the house, that will teach him.

2007-03-12 23:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by marilynn 5 · 0 0

Let the raccoons and coyotes do your dirty work.

2007-03-12 23:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by ~angie~ 6 · 0 0

Why don't you install a urinal on the side of your house?

2007-03-12 23:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by Campo 4 · 0 0

THAT IS SO GROSS!!!!
CONFRONT HIM NOW!!!
for the sake of everyone around you including ur other neighbors, and ur house not smelling like P

2007-03-12 23:24:49 · answer #11 · answered by stacy 2 · 0 0

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