2007-03-12 15:48:56 · 14 answers · asked by The Man in the Yellow Hat 2 in Sports ➔ Basketball
shaq good would never reply
2007-03-12 15:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Im vote goes to Shaq.
God Shamgod had that wicked crossover, but the dude is like 3 apples tall. He does have the new york swagger, so he might be packin a little heat (or atleast a blade in his collar), and last time God was seen he was handlin the rock in China - so maybe he's learning a little drunken monkey kung fu....hmmm... that could tip the scale's a little. Drunken Monkey God vs Shaq-Fu? I think it would go down like that scene in Bloodsport where the monkey kung fu guy is fighting Bolo, and while the monkey dude is jumping around, big azz Bolo grabs him and breaks his back... it would go down just like that, with Shaq being Bolo and then when God Shammgod is on the mat squirming around, Shaq would take mercy on him and would give him some hot cold packs to make him feel better.
yup, i say Shaq.
2007-03-13 12:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by the_return_of_jaimonee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say Shaq, because I don't think God really exist.
2007-03-13 18:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God. He will just make Shaq old and slow. If not, he can make it a free throw contest.
2007-03-13 00:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shaq or Jordan? I'd say Jordan(god)
2007-03-12 23:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
god would start crying when he saw shaq not because of his size but because he messed up shaqs eyes when he created him it would be crys of pure laughter shaq is an ugly mother trucker lol
2007-03-12 23:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by ~Shannon~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God
2007-03-12 22:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by Reptar 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Obviously God, cuz shaq ain't no deity and ain't got no powers.
2007-03-12 22:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Shaq, he drinks diesel fuel for breakfast.
2007-03-12 22:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by mikie t 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is God. Shame on you for asking a question like that.
2007-03-12 23:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by Lakers Fan Till I Die 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋