2007-03-12 14:47:30 · 43 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would say "I think I might have left my stove on" or just tell him i'd do him a favor if he did one for me.. lol ALWAYS works..
j/k.
2007-03-12 14:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The best excuse I ever had (only been pulled over once) was that I wasn't paying attention....then I told the cop that my dad was a cop and he let me go!
My grandpa had a funny excuse though... he was pulled over one time and when the cop asked him why he was in such a hurry he told the cop he was only going with the flow of traffic....the cop started laughing so hard that he doubled over and laughed for about 5 minutes before he could stand up straight (per my grandma) and he told my grandpa that was one he had never heard and let him go....now I know that doesn't sound funny but you consider grandma/pa was the only car driving on this road when grandpa was pulled over...guess you needed to have my grandpa tell it...it was funny.
2007-03-12 14:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by louise 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer but the Feds are searching my home. Any minute now they are going to find the bodies. I've got to get to the airport and hijack a plane. If I don't get the drugs in the trunk to "pick place", I'll be dead. And if I don't check in soon my confederates are going to release sarin all over this area.
Bet that would make him forget the speeding.
2007-03-12 14:56:19 · answer #3 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just tell the truth, and it works.
except the time i made an illegal right turn, ( i had been living in oklahoma like a year or so), I told the cop i just moved here and wasnt too clear on all the laws of the road yet, he let me go.
I have been stopped dozens of times, but have only gotten about 4 tickets, I tell the truth and thats it.
2007-03-12 14:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by LoverOfQT 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have Irrital Bowel Syndrome Officer I need to get to a Bathroon quick!!! LOL It has worked for me many times ( I dont have it though)
2007-03-12 14:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by c d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scenerio....old lady behind wheel...wrinkled gray hair handicap placard in window...
"Well, officer , I got a real hot one waiting for me on down the road a piece...he may not last long enough for me to get there. I been waitin' a spell for this night....I had to go fast cause he is old too and it may not keep up til I get there...."
Does that work?????
2007-03-12 14:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was in college, I used the excuse that I was in a hurry because my period was about to start. Corny, but it worked.
2007-03-12 14:49:50 · answer #7 · answered by spotjohnson 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've ruptured an artery and if I don't get home soon for a band-aid, I'm gonna bleed to death, officer!!!
(It helps to shake a bottle of red food coloring all over the driver's compartment before he approaches your window)
2007-03-12 14:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't make excuses. If I can't take defensive driving, I pay the fine and get on with my life.
2007-03-12 14:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
my car has been actin up and I don't have the money to get it checked out, and your speeding ticket will furthermore delay it
2007-03-12 14:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Justin W 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that I need to get to a bathroom fast. Sometimes I smile and tell them that my Dad is a cop.
2007-03-12 14:54:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋