2007-03-12 14:40:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I swear... are they not teaching sex ed in school... or are you not paying attention!?
Everyone should know that the barrista needs to put the condom on BEFORE serving any bagels. And spilled tea results in pregnancy 87.4% of the time (unless it was green tea-- then it's 87.9), so chances are good you're pregnant.
Congratulations. Seeing as your baby will be a Capricorn, you should name him Emmanuel.
This is also a good excuse to keep up the habit of being 15 minutes late to work.
(Seriously though... are they not teaching sex ed in schools or are kids not paying attention?)
2007-03-12 19:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Definitely.
2007-03-12 21:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by T M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes - I believe you may be, but it's not too late. Get Fazzoli's to go, eat it at your desk and be sure to dip your bredsticks in any sauce you may have. That'll make up your 15 minutes, as well as prevent pregnancy this time.
2007-03-12 21:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. But I'll do the right thing by you... probably. Um... so, I'm just ah... going out for a packet of cigarettes. Can I pick up some milk?
2007-03-12 23:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not if you've been taking your birth control pills...but nothing is 100% effective.....so maybe.
However if yo knocked it over with your round, swollen belly because you were having contractions....then yes you are.
2007-03-12 21:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn, and here I was starting to get disappointed, I didn't think I'd get to answer the 'am i pregnant' question tonight. I thought I'd have to ask one myself!
2007-03-12 21:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! I think you may be...
Try peeing on a stick. Any stick you find outside will work. If you pee on the stick and it gets wet, you're pregnant.
Wow, I'll be thinking of you... go find a stick and keep us posted, ok?!
2007-03-12 21:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by KarenGus 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... no don't worry you only get pregnant if they spill tea on your scone, so you're safe
2007-03-12 21:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by G泥Lì┬A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you use a condom while eating your bagel? If not, deff. yes.
⥠Clare.
2007-03-12 21:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Couture Clare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are since the cat ate breakfast.
2007-03-12 21:46:32 · answer #10 · answered by Kewpie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋