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2007-03-12 13:40:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

lol, uncle billy, just now.

2007-03-12 13:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Richard Jeni was on the local radio Laughs At Ten After slot talking about how a man cannot avoid looking at a busty waitress while taking a woman out to dinner..he equated it to an Air Force-type attack with the eyes. Hilarious.

"This is Brain. I order you Eyes - DO NOT ENGAGE! DO NOT ENGAGE! Breasts approaching from the south at size three-niner-Delta. Repeat - DO NOT ENGAGE!...."

2007-03-12 13:46:59 · answer #2 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1 0

my 18 month son..he is hilarious! We have a cat, and our son likes to act like him. He wants to eat off the floor, on his belly..lick condensation off the glass of the door..he even scratches the carpet under the table the same way our cat does. Well, he rolled over in his sleep the other day and let out a long meeow, and I laughed so loud that I almost woke him from his dream.

2007-03-12 13:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by beebbee 2 · 2 0

President Bush

2007-03-12 13:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Chris Rock. He's on Inside the Actor's Studio now.

2007-03-12 13:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Donna T 6 · 1 0

Uncle Billy

2007-03-12 13:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 1 1

A girl named Jen: a really funny person

2007-03-12 13:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My cousin. She emailed a joke that had me rotflmao. Here it is:
When to start cussing
>
> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
> "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
>started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old
>continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something
>with hell and
> you say something with ***."
>
> The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the
>kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
> wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
>Cheerios."
>
> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
> up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot
>pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room
>and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
>stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat *** it won't be
>Cheerios!"

2007-03-12 13:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 1 1

This kid named Mike...he got up from a chair on the stage and other people were singing and the chair fell and made a loud noise. Funny.

2007-03-12 13:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by Small Fry 5 · 1 0

My son he makes me laugh every day

2007-03-12 13:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Moose. The question was how often you change your underwear. His answer was, wear it 3 days on one side and turn it inside out and it's good for another 3 days!

2007-03-12 13:44:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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