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I had a friend who claimed to be able to pleasure himself thirteen times a day, once, whereas in my youth, I was quite proud of the distance I could sling my custard.

These days I'm more of a mixed doubles man...

What would be your event?

2007-03-12 13:30:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Other - Games & Recreation

27 answers

hahaha i sooo have nothing better to do that i'll answer you...hmmm the endurance of doing it on a fence in a field. Or the number of men a woman can take in one hour....any orfice applicable....
omg the last one was gross! :s

2007-03-12 13:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by Eevaya 3 · 0 0

The two-headed crab sprint! Check it out on Dali's 'The 32 Positions Of Sex'. Not an easy one!

2007-03-12 23:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess I could do well in some kind of lifting event. I have a piercing so I could lift a hook with a one kilo weight on it. I could be the new Jeff Capes.

2007-03-12 20:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0 0

well i already have lots of medals...i dont like to limit my options i am multi talented in the sex olympics. so i wont be entering this year to give everyone a fair chance xx

2007-03-13 17:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ 5 · 0 0

ha ha
im gonna answer this because im bored

it would def be the best ideas of how to do it.

u kno like the situations and stuff

like at the zoo, in front of the polar bear exhibit

ha ha

2007-03-12 20:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by dudeman 2 · 0 1

Bungee jumping from on top af the wardrobe, and pocket billiards

2007-03-12 21:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I like to pole vault and complete the long jump lol

2007-03-12 20:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would take top honours in the cunnilingus event,my partner would win the gold for hand technique!!

2007-03-12 20:41:20 · answer #8 · answered by munki 6 · 0 0

I would take the Gold in the pole vault, of course I would bring my own pole.

2007-03-12 20:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by John P 6 · 0 0

the decathlon, i would be in for the lot cos once i start you wouldn't stop me id be open for all events,the more the better,the longest the better..lol..

2007-03-12 20:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by easty90210 5 · 0 0

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