here you go..they work ive tried them ....theres also books that u can buy about this!lol HAVE FUN!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "im a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a love bite...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank... View High Resolution
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2007-03-12 14:01:16
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answered by little miss sunshine 4
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Suck it up, find your centre and calm down. When you are growing up you can feel that they are trying to make you mad, but in fact, when you look back when you are older you will see that there are reasons they do what they do....to a point. If they are just not letting you go somewhere or giving you the money/freedom you want then it is just a normal teenager.parent clash, if they are being over the top and you think they are doing the wrong thing then talk to a counsellor for advice on how to handle things....
If you just want to get back at them for them not letting you do the stuff you want to do, use reverse psychology on them. Do as they say, be home when they say, do your chores and be polite and respectful and helpful. This will totally freak them out then calmly ask for little by little what you want.Worth a try :)
2007-03-12 13:26:48
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answered by Anonymous
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No matter what your may plan you will lose. Your parents have been around the block longer than you have and I am sure just about anything you even think of doing they have played the scenario in their head already. Reading some of the above suggestions I have concluded that if you follow some of this advice you are going to end up at a therapist, grounded, or even more miserable.
Don't be a spoiled, self centered brat.
2007-03-12 13:33:02
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answered by zinntwinnies 6
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Act so nice, it's unbearable.
Whenever I'm mad at my Mom, if she makes me anything, I'l say thanks about 6 or 7 times, it drives her mad. Or when she's in a bad mood, clean something for around 15 minutes straigh and makes sure she notices, she'll get mad. Or, if she's a dirty one who cleans the house three times a year, clean everything. Do the dishes even if only one is in there. Organize everything. It gets my Mom SUPER mad if I ever do that. It dosen't take much work to do that either...
But seriously, saying thank you about 7 times for something realy gets my mom mad.
2007-03-12 17:18:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Well considering you still need to be in school because you can't spell. If I was you I'd be really nice to my parents so I'd have a place to live while I was going to school to learn how to spell....
And believe me when I say if you're mad they are even madder. But they are probably not showing it to much because they love you. DUH....
Get a life and learn that parents aren't here to be your friend they are here to prepare kids for adult hood. You will not and can not understand this until you're a parent. Then you will say, "oh that is what mom meant by that".
It is a parents duty to do what is best for their kids, and if they don't they will pay for it, but not by you making them madder at you.
2007-03-12 13:33:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Don't make your parents mad. Try to sit down with them and tell them what is bothering you and try to come to a solution and understanding. Best of luck
2007-03-12 13:32:36
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answered by kristi_rost2000 3
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Obey and love your parents and forgive them, they are doing the best they can. Do something nice for them!!! It will take some of that anger away, and you will be blessed. Peeving them off will only make life more hellish.
Take care,
Daniel
2007-03-12 13:44:13
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answered by Third Day 5
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Go out and get a job! That always works. Be very nice to them -- they won't be able to handle that. Change your own attitude (there's no way they can touch this). You know you're cool -- they just don't get it. Be angelic, tough, and determined! Use spell check (always even when you know you're right).
Be you and let them be --- whatever cause things you know--- they don't.
2007-03-12 13:32:25
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answered by butch 5
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Well, by the tone of your question I bet you p1ss them off just by being your own bratty little self. Grow up! Oh, and keep studying that spelling. It's pretty pathetic.
2007-03-12 13:32:45
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answered by LindaLou 7
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Get over it,the more you disrespect them the more they will make you mad.Im guessing its for a good reason tho.So why not try fixing the problem?Im sure things would get alot better.
2007-03-12 15:37:49
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answered by jill@doodle 5
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