2007-03-12 12:44:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
At what time will your legs be opening!
2007-03-12 12:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
my friend and i were at a supermarket and decided to try some out for fun and i actually got a guys # with i lost my phone number can i have yours how CHEESY
the worst serious one i ever heard was "you look like my ex wife can i buy you a drink" what the hell is that about
2007-03-12 19:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am Ronald MC Donald and I want to get between your Golden Arches...
2007-03-12 19:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? No, wow, 'cause you have been running through my mind all day long.
or
Did it hurt? 'Cause that must be a long and hard fall from heaven to right here with me.
2007-03-12 19:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mickmaster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I've been watching you for the past month. I know where you live, all your friends, oh and I even have your number so you don't have to get me yours. Is it time for me to meet your mother?" happen to a friend of mine and it happened to be a stalker!!!!
2007-03-12 20:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have died and gone to heaven, cause I see an angel in front of me
2007-03-12 19:48:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are those space pants you're wearing?
Cuz your a** is out of this world!
2007-03-12 19:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do u wash your pants in Windex, because i can see myself in them.
is your father a terroist, because u are the bomb.
2007-03-12 19:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by rach 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your pants mirrors because I can see myself in them. . .
The best:
Man: Fat Penguin
Woman: What
Man: Just something to break the ice. . .
2007-03-12 19:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Can I come home with you? I'm a biker and I can f*** ur dad up if you don't let me.
2007-03-12 19:48:47 · answer #10 · answered by Claire H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋