FTWF[Family Ties Wrestling Federation] Monday Night Live. What u think?

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Welcome 2 FTWF Monday Night Live as we r 1 week away from r ppv sunday, Final Destination. "Ladies and gentleman, this is your opening contest live on FTWF Monday Night Live. It is scheduled 4 1 fall. Introducing 1st, representing Hillman University, Ron Johnson! And making his way 2 the entrance ramp, Principal Seymour Skinner!" Skinner walks out 2 the ramp. "Thank u, Thank u. Hello mother, I luv u. Ladies and gentlemen, FTWF fans around the world, I introduce 2 u 1/2 of the FTWF Tag Team Champions of the world, and representing Springfield's Most Wanted, Jimbo Jones!" Jimbo and Skinner head 2 the ring and Jimbo slides in a nails Ron w/a clothesline. He stomps away at Ron b-4 pulling him 2 his feet and shooting Ron off the ropes. Back elbow by Jimbo followed by a scoop body slam. Cover. 2 count. Jimbo pulls Ron up by the hair and lands a series of 4arm shots 2 Ron's face. Ron fights back w/punches of his own b-4 nailing a dropkick. Ron locks in a rear chinlock. Gotta take a break. Brb

We're back as Jimbo hits a full nelson suplex on Ron w/a bridge. Ron kicks out at 2. Jimbo pulls Ron 2 his feet and shoots him off the ropes. Powerslam by Jimbo! Jimbo then pulls Ron 2 his feet and hits a sitout powerbomb. Ron kicks out at 2. Skinner yells some words of encouragement 2 Jimbo as he pulls Ron 2 his feet once more. Small Package, Ron! Jimbo kicks out at 2. Big boot by Jimbo 2 Ron's face. Jimbo then picks Ron up and goes 4 a snakeeyes on the top turnbuckle. Ron escapes and dropkicks Jimbo in the back. Jimbo falls into the tunrbuckle and gets rolled up by Ron. 1-2-3! "Here is your winner, Ron Johnson!" As the ref raises Ron's hand Nelson runs out and he and Jimbo double team Ron. Dwayne makes the save as he runs out w/a chair and SMW scatter w/Dwayne staring them down.

We're back as Jimbo hits a full nelson suplex on Ron w/a bridge. Ron kicks out at 2. Jimbo pulls Ron 2 his feet and shoots him off the ropes. Powerslam by Jimbo! Jimbo then pulls Ron 2 his feet and hits a sitout powerbomb. Ron kicks out at 2. Skinner yells some words of encouragement 2 Jimbo as he pulls Ron 2 his feet once more. Small Package, Ron! Jimbo kicks out at 2. Big boot by Jimbo 2 Ron's face. Jimbo then picks Ron up and goes 4 a snakeeyes on the top turnbuckle. Ron escapes and dropkicks Jimbo in the back. Jimbo falls into the tunrbuckle and gets rolled up by Ron. 1-2-3! "Here is your winner, Ron Johnson!" As the ref raises Ron's hand Nelson runs out and he and Jimbo double team Ron. Dwayne makes the save as he runs out w/a chair and SMW scatter w/Dwayne staring them down. Remember these 2 teams will meet in a Texas Tornado match Sunday at Final Destination 4 The FTWF Tag Team Titles.

"R next contest live on FTWF Monday Night Live is scheduled 4 1 fall. Introducing 1st, from Bayside, Califronia, Screech Powers. And his opponent, from the Ickes Projects of Chicago, Illinois, Michael Evans!" Lock up 2 begin as Michael pushes Screech into the corner. They then exchange chops in the corner b-4 Michael whips him into the other corner. Screech reverses and hits a back drop. Cover by Screech. 2 count. Both men r up and trading blows in the middle of the ring. Michale goes 4 a suplex. Screech escapes and counters into a german suplex w/a bridge. Michael kicks out at 2. Body slam by Screech and he heads 2 the top rope. Michael is up and chases him and they trade punches on the top rope. Michael hits a belly 2 belly overhead suplex from the top rope. Screeh hits hard as Michael covers. 2 count. Michael locks in a Boston Crab. Screech fights his way 2 the ropes and Michael must break the hold. Gotta take a break. brb.

We're back as michael shoots Screech off the ropes. Leapfrog, Michael and then both men collide. Both men r down as the ref begins a 10 count. They're up at 8 and begin 2 trade blows. Michael knees Screech in the gut and hits a powerbomb. Scrrech is out as Michael climbs 2 the top. 5 star frogsplash! Cover. 3 count! "Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match, Militant Michael Evans!" Michael leaves ringside, proud of his victory.

We're back as we go backstage and Da Fresh Prince is talking 2 McBain and Principal Seymour Skinner. "2nite in the main event," Prince tells McBain, "I want u 2 hurt Dan Conner. I do n't want him making it 2 Final Destination 100%. After Sunday, Da Prince will be in effect as FTWF Heavyweight Champion, and u know i'll get some pull around here 2 get my man here a title shot." "We can do that, sir," Skinner replies 2 Prince. "let's go, McBain, we have work 2 do."

"Here is r next contest, live on FTWF Monday Night Live. It is scheduled 4 1 fall, Introducing 1st, from Bayside, Califronia, A.C The Body Slater! And his oppenent, from the Ickes Projects of Chicago,. JJ Kid Dynomite Evans!" Lock up as Slater grabs a headlock. JJ bounces him off the ropes and Slater hits a shoulder blk. Slater then nails JJ w/punches, backing JJ into the corner. Slater hammers away b-4 shooting JJ into the other corner. Slater runs in and catches JJ extended foot in the jaw. JJ follows w/a clothesline 2 take Slater 2 the mat. JJ goes 4 the figure 4 and Slater counters w/a small package. 2 count as JJ kicks out. They trade blows in the middle of the ring b-4 Slater pokes JJ in the eye and whips him off the ropes. Powerslam, Slater! He climbs 2 the top rope as the ref checks JJ. Zach appears out of nowhere and pushes Slater off the top rope! JJ is up and hits the Project Floor[Rock Bottom]. Cover. 3 count! "Here is yo winner, JJ Kid Dynomite Evans!"

"This is your FTWF Monday Night Live main event scheduled 4 1 fall, a non title match up. Introducing 1st, Principal Seymour Skinner!" Skinner walks out 2 the entry ramp again, w/a mic. "Thank u, thank u. I meet need 2 get me a secretary as much as u people want 2 c me and my stable! Anyway, representing Springfield's Most Wanted, introducing 2 the FTWF fans, The Next Big Shot, McBain!" McBain and Skinner walked 2 the ring as the ring announcer continues, "And his opponent, he is the FTWF World Heavyweight Champion, this is Da Man, Dan Conner!" Dan walks out looking all business.

Thye start the match exchanging blows in the middle of the ring as McBain backs Dan into the corner. Dan reverses and starts 2 hammer away on McBain b-4 whipping him into the other corner. Dan goes 4 a splash but McBain gets his foot up as Dan runs into it. McBain then runs at Dan, who hits a back drop. Dan then bounces him off the ropes. He misses a clothesline and McBain comes back w/a flying shoulder blk. Cover. 2 count. Dan gets 2 his feet and both men trade punches. McBain scores w/a knee 2 the gut and hits a suplex. Stomps by McBain. Dan fires back w/shots 2 McBains gut as he gets 2 his feet. Dan once again bounces McBain oof the ropes and misses a clothesline. Spear by McBain! Cover. 2 count! Fresh Prince and Judge Phillip Banks r watching from the top of the entryway as McBain goes 4 a tombstone piledriver. Dan counters the tombstone and powerslams McBain 2 the mat. Cover. 2 count. Dan c's Prince and Phil and yells at them. Roll up McBain as Dan kicks out. brb w/conclusion.

We're back as Dan has McBain by the throat and chokeslams him 2 the mat. Cover!. McBain kicks out at 2! Dan can't believe it as McBain staggers 2 his feet. Dan goosels him again and McBain shoves him into the ref. The ref goes down as Dan and McBain exchange punches. Meanwhile Prince and Phil make they way 2 the ring /Prince grabbing a chair. Dan clotheslines McBain 2 the mat b-4 knocking Phil off the ring apron. Prince slides in the ring and levels Dan w/a vicious chairshot. Prince slides out as McBain is up and hits the F-5 on Dan! Skinner revives the ref as McBain covers. 1-2-3! "Here is your winner, The Next Big Shot, McBain!" McBain and Skinner leave w/Prince and Phil as Dan stares them down.

Thank u 4 tuning in, rember 2 tune in friday 4 TGIF Impact. and the ppv, Final Destination will b up Sunday. The card:
*-means champion

Arnold Jackson vrs. Willis Jackson-no holds barred, hair vrs. hair
The One Zach Morris vrs. A.C. The Body Slater-dog collar match
JJ Kid Dynomite Evans vrs. Judge Phillip Banks
*Springield's Most Wanted[Jimbo Jones and Nelson Muntz] vrs. Dwayne Wayne/Ron Johnson-FTWF Tag TEam Tiltes-texas tornado
Screech Powers vrs. Carlton Banks vrs.* Bart The Hitman Simpson-FTWF Geek Television Title and Light Geek Heavyweight Title unification-ladder match
*Da Man Dan Conner vrs. Da Fresh Prince-FTWF World Heavyweight Title
Thank u 4 tuning in, good night.

Answer 1

lol thats pretty creative

Answer 2

I haven't finished reading and I won't finish 2night. I just don't feel like doing that rigt now, so i'm gonna read it 2morrow. I don't know about i got sars, but I write my show on a word document and copy & paste it when I'm done. I have a file of 21 pages with past Beatdown Results and I have a different file for CUD. It takes just as long as it does for you, but it's cool because you don't have to worry about getting it up quickly.

I finished reading it. It was cool. McBain is monsterous. I was wondering where Bart was, but I guess he's getting pumped up for his match. I was a little dissappointed that Arnold & Willis haven't been on lately. I can't wait until Final Destination. BTW, you'll have to wait til next Monday for Garfield's HUGE announcement.

Answer 3

Crash TV booking + pop fantasy wrestling = brain cancer.

Answer 4

Dis is so gay Yahoo Wrestling Federation is better than this. FAG

Answer 5

It's okay...don't use chatspeak.

Answer 6

T h i s ... i s ... s o ... G A Y ... !!