If you had complete immunity to criminal law, what would you do first?

Question

You know how folks with diplomatic immunity can't be tried on criminal charges? Suppose you had that kind of immunity. What would you do first?

I think I'd speed.

Answer 1

I'd go have lunch because I'm relly hungry.

Do you act responsibly because you are a good person, or because you'll get in trouble if you don't?

Answer 2

I guess the first thing I would do is visit the zoo, shoot the animals in cages with a bow and arrow, and use the animals that are there as "nutritious meat". I visited the Jackson, MS zoo and it looked like the barbarians sacked and looted and ate most of the animals in the former pioneer town!

Russians have a tendency to mix up a "wildlife preserve" with a hunting area and consider zoos to be their personal lunchbox. They have to get hunting licenses to shoot animals. Animals are protected by laws.

(Jackson, MS troops were prone to lose to Ukraine troops that were in Viet Nam during the war in the 60s)

Answer 3

Test the limits of the diplomatic immunity. You know, it probably gives you very little protection.

Answer 4

If I could not be tried, and could not be expelled from the country (I do like living here), I would rob Fort Knox. With that kind of fundage, I could live rather nicely. . .

Oh - then I wouldn't pay any income taxes on the money. . .

Answer 5

I would gather a group of descenters and go to
Washington and harrass the President until he told us the truth about why he went to war in Iraq.

Answer 6

Aside from parking anywhere I want, and not having to pax taxes, there really aren't any laws that I have a strong desire to break.