2007-03-12 09:31:58 · 16 answers · asked by CharlotteDenee 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
TRY STICKING YOUR ALIEN IN A DARK ROOM, THEY LIKE THE DARK AND GIVE HIM SOME TOYS TO PLAY WITH, THEY LIKE BALLS, TOILET PAPER ROLLS, AND GIVE HIM A BLANKET AND SOME PILLOWS SO HE CAN BUILD A SPACE SHIP, AS FAR AS CLOTHES GO ALIENS LIKE TO BE NAKED SO YOU MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM THERE BUT TRY BUYING HIM SOME TIN FOIL AND LET HIM MAKE HIS OWN SUIT.
2007-03-12 09:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoody7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just give him some tin foil and dr pepper and let him watch spongebob for a while. A proper diet for aliens is human flesh so watch out when you don't have your cell on you. Let him read the dictionary and teach him a few cuss words. If he continutes to misbehave just let him meet Paris Hilton. When he's bad again threaten him and say "I'll make you meet paris hilton again if you don't quit". I think that threat would stop just about anybody.......
2007-03-12 10:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by iluvmihorse12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly what evidence do you have that the alien is the pet here, and not you? After all, I thought I just saw a posting on Yahoo! Andromeda where this alien was complaining that their pet human was busy typing things on the computer....
2007-03-12 09:41:48 · answer #3 · answered by Paul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you crunch up his food and mash it into cherios and frosted flakes it'll mask the taste and he'll start to eat more properly. then slowly start to decrease the amount of frosted flakes, then cherios until he is only eating his food. He wont even know what hit him.
as for the running away, theres a song you can sing the lyrics are at this website
www.forwhenuralienwantstobookit420.com
and if sag inthe right tune will lul him into a sleep walk and hell walk right back into your house! :)
well hope this helped :)
2007-03-12 12:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by Doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ,hey wait! so thats what flew by the police station last night! he was driving a shocking pink ferrari testarosa and traveling at about 105 miles an hour and he was BARE ASSED NAKED!!!! holy moly that scared the s**t out of officer muldoon. LOL HA HA HA!!!! oh,puleeeze, no name.
2007-03-12 10:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it a mix of mashed potatoes and pretzel sticks. It should shape up in 5-9 days.
2007-03-12 09:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Chicken Slayer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lock him in your closet until he behaves. Dont forget to take your shoes out of the closet because aliens love to eat shoes.
2007-03-12 09:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by imcold07 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try sending him back to where he came from. By the way, have you registered him with the proper authorities? Rabies Shots??
2007-03-12 09:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by SummerPheonix 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very common problem with aliens,caused by lack of sex
2007-03-12 09:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pauline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is he a mexican alien or oriental alien?..a migrant worker perhaps..just tell him you'll make him swim the rio grande back home and he'll behave.
2007-03-12 09:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by italianone70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋