2007-03-12 08:42:52 · 16 answers · asked by Big Daddy Cool 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I got a knife, b^tch.
2007-03-12 08:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
There are no good pickup lines, but the funniest (worst) one I've heard is "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed ROCK!"
2007-03-12 08:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Year before last on New Year's Eve (going into 2006) at a club with some of my family, this really drunk guy came up to my cousin and said "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water..... You're Jill!" and walked away.
None of us got it, but it was hilarious!
2007-03-12 09:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think pickup lines are annoying, but a funny way to deflect one is:
Girl--Why don't you call me sometime?
Guy-But I don't have your number!
Girl--It's in the phone book.
Guy-- But I don't know your name!
Girl--That's in the phone book too.
2007-03-12 08:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by ænima 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no "good" pickup line.........but someone once asked me "Do you have any Italian in you? - do you want some?"
2007-03-12 08:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by sierraskyesmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I would have invented the alphabet I would have put U and I together. Or if loving you is a crime than I am guilty.
2007-03-12 08:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by sweetme35 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha me and my friends were jokiing about this earlier...i know a few pretty perverted ones :P
"hey nice legs, what time do they open?"
*curl your finger signifying for a women to come over to you* "do you always come when your fingered"
"I want to kiss your lips passionately, then move up to your bellybutton"
"Are you free tonight, or do i have to pay?"
"ew, i hate your shirt, take it off"
yea, i know some more, but i cant think of them
2007-03-12 10:34:05 · answer #7 · answered by milo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is hilarious, i had this crazy old guy hit on me and he said:
"You know how i get the ladies? I ride up on my motorcycle, roll down the window, and tell her to hop on" !
that guy had me cracking up! but i declined his offer.
2007-03-12 08:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by Motherload 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
recently, an older guy stopped me on the street and said, "Did you know you have a lot of magic in you?" Isn't that sweet?
2007-03-12 08:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Joni, how are you today? 2 1/2 years ago.
2007-03-12 08:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by answers sucks says Joni B 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Whats better than roses on your piano? My tulips on your organ.
It worked too.
2007-03-12 08:49:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋