2007-03-12 08:34:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no ; )
2007-03-12 11:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Seed of giggles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Mosquitoes buzz to the tune of F-sharp.
- Some moths only rely on cow tears for survival.
- December 29th is National Whiner's Day
- Wednesday is Pi Day (3.14159265358979323846264... and so on)
- Albert Einstein was born on Pi Day (how ironic)
- My friend just called me and played her saxophone to my answering machine.
- During ancent Rome, a few months were actually skipped, because a new calendar system was being set up.
- And I saw a man clipping his nails in the produce section of the store yesterday.
Have fun! :)
2007-03-12 15:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Advice Friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An English teacher asked a young student to use the words - detail, defense, and defeat - in a sentence. The boy replied:
'De rabbit jumped over defence. Defeat before detail.'
2007-03-12 15:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that kinda stuff be costin big chingy chingy $$, know what I mean girl, maybe if you run on home, bust open that little piggy bank you gots by the dresser, come back, I might gots some sheezy sheezy for ya skeezy pleeezy, know what I am sayin trick momma?
2007-03-12 15:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by Twizler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure.
I have discovered that secret spy ninjas come in and invade your washing machine and steal your socks when you are not looking. This is why you always get unmatched socks when taking them out of the dryer. It's not that the washing machine or the dryer eats them. The ninjas work for the sock companies, stealing the socks so that they are unmatched, so you have to go buy more socks. This is what keeps the sock companies in buisiness. It is their secret marketing strategy.
2007-03-12 15:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2007-03-12 15:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am jumping up and down patting my head with one hand and rubbing my belly with the other can you do that and type at the same time
2007-03-12 15:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try answering some of the questions this time . . . they'll make you laugh for sure.
2007-03-12 15:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by JADE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to think you, Miss Giggles(2) are always laughing... (well, giggling, I mean)
2007-03-12 15:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by Yuka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I'll tell you something
What is the oldest animal on earth
The answer is the COW why???????
Because it is black and white.
2007-03-12 15:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you heard about the new paint from Sherwin Williams called "Blonde?"
It's not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads easily!
2007-03-12 15:41:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋