I tried to send him a bomb-in-a-box, but I couldn't get the materials across the US/Mexico border because I was actually a "legal" citizen of the U.S.
I don't get it!
2007-03-12 07:36:29 · 16 answers · asked by panthrchic 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
"Materials from Mexico" not Bin Laden numnuts!
2007-03-12 07:43:20 · update #1
I'd like to get in there and cut his head off and deliver it to the front steps of the White House, but they don't like us women too well. I'd do it for patriotic reasons and the fact that the reward money could let me tell my boss where to stick it.
2007-03-12 07:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I sent bin Laden a very nice and thoughtful gift wrapped in a small box tied with purple string. It is the head and tail of a pig which I asked him to eat that night.
2007-03-13 01:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to send him some Anthrax CDs to see if he'd get the joke, but he didn't have a forwarding address. Too bad, cause I was gonna send him a Green Beret too.
No, not a hat. A pissed off soldier who'd tear his still-beating heart out of his chest. Dude's got a hat already.
2007-03-12 14:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by BDOLE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For those of you who missed this, Osama Bin Laden turned 50 on March 10, 2007.
I didn't send him anything, but our glorious leader, George W. Bush, did send him another love letter and even better.
By requesting another few billion dollars to further escalate the present escapade in Iraq on Saturday the 10th, W gave Osama the gift of more American soldiers for the growing ranks of Al Qaeda recruited in Iraq and surrounding countries (especially Saudi Arabia) to shoot at.
2007-03-12 14:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mark P 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bin Laden doesn't live in Mexico. And if you really tried to do that and got caught. I don't think prison has personal computers.
2007-03-12 14:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I sent him a full 200 round drum of 5.56 calibre amunition, he didnt't like it, and ran into the mountains of pakistan.
2007-03-12 14:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jamie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big star for that question!!! UPS would have a hard time finding him anyway, because caves have no numbers
2007-03-12 14:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm hoping that our troops on this last operation will turn him up soon. Dead or alive.
His capture certainly is taking too long.
2007-03-12 14:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sgt 524 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sent him a happy capture wish.
2007-03-12 14:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by skcs11 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i sent him a mountain bike to get across them hills better he he
2007-03-12 15:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋