2007-03-12 07:27:34 · 17 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Silly Rabbi. That is not cottage cheese, but a mixture of bioflavonoids and the secret sauce that Mrs Doubtfire squeezed from Danny Bonnaduce's blackheads. If it still has its signature yellow glow, by all means feed it to the kids. There's no more nutritious snack food on the planet save a paste made from Tony Danza's toe jam and platypus beaks.
2007-03-12 08:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
All depends on which "pocket" you are particulating. Some cottage cheese can come from individual bodily orifices and can cause some really fun side effects when taken orally. I would suggest allowing some sort of contest to determine which child is lucky enough to share in your newfound snack. Perhaps a hard-boiled egg toss or maybe a "who can run fastest from the rabid hungry rottweiler" race?
2007-03-12 14:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce Y 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that the association of badger milk farmers would approve, that is, as long as you are providing the school children at least half their weight in asbestos as a party favor. and of course that cottage cheese better be 75% cottage and 52% badger, or else you could be running into a problem
2007-03-12 22:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats where it went!! I know it seems a bit late, but could you return it? It was just in the process of training when it walked out of my fridge. I know I shouldn't let cottage cheese run at large, but it's so hard to keep a leash on it.
2007-03-12 20:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeewwwwwww! I don't like cottage cheese even when it's not spoiled I would hate to see it in that stage. Eeeeeeeewwwww again. Oh snap, you did not say it was spoiled, Never Mind.
No, do not feed the animals, I mean kids.
2007-03-12 14:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that wasn't the hole in your pocket where you found the cottage cheese?
2007-03-12 14:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by AVATARD 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd mix in some stewed apricot because kids today never get enough fibre in their diets, and then spike the whole conglomeration with liquid crack just because.
2007-03-12 16:56:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is almost crossing over into the land of pedophilia, watch out you could get a violation.
2007-03-12 14:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by R♥bin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah…. wrap the cheese in a ham and call it: hot pockets – ham ‘n cheese!
2007-03-12 20:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be sure to mix it with your pocket lint.
2007-03-12 15:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋