Here's a joke for you:
A happily married couple having their first baby were
invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer
a portion of the mother's labor pains to the Baby's biological
father wherever he may be. Both were happy to try it.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing.
So the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited
the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still there was no reaction.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain
until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, the gardener was lying almost dead at the gate.
2007-03-12 06:43:24 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Miss Self-Sufficient 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
If only there was such a machine...That was really funny, I read it to my sister in law and she nearly pee'd her pants laughing..
Thanks heaps for the laugh, and if you ever come across a machine like that, let me know hahahahahaha
Cheers:)
2007-03-13 19:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Nishka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I needed a good laugh today
2007-03-12 16:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lostlove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he, thanks for that!! I really wish I could transfer the pain to my dear partner (our baby is deffo his, don't have a gardener, lol), still, I don't think a man could cope with it!!
Due in a month and a half!! Will they have invented it by then!!??
;-)
2007-03-12 13:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I needed that!
*17 weeks prego.
2007-03-12 14:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by curious789 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering where that was going. Very wrong, but funny. Thank you.
2007-03-12 13:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by dragonfly7887 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I too was wondering where the joke was going. That was funny, thanks for the laugh. You don't always get that here.
2007-03-12 13:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by krispeds 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that joke before. It is so very funny. Thanks for reminding me about it.
2007-03-12 13:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by Craig's wife, mom of 3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thank u for making me laugh! i needed it today :)
2007-03-12 13:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by kimberley123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-03-12 13:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by ELW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's funny! I love it.
2007-03-12 13:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by BeThAnY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋