OK your kids have done something that makes you wanna tear their behinds up. You start fussing but your threat

Question

comes out wrong. What is the silliest thing you said to your kids when you were trying to be serious? I told my son this morning to take off his wet Pullup or i was going to pull him through it. I wanted to laugh

Answer 1

My daughters said something that I got mad about. I said, "See!?! I'm nice to you and you pi$$ in my face!" Only God knows where that one came from. I never lived it down!

Answer 2

I never got all that angry with my kids. They weren't too naughty. However, my daughter would ask for ice cream, then she wouldn't eat it unless it was rock hard. At one time she didn't like broccoli, but once some ketchup from her fries accidentally got on it, and she loved it that way. One time she was already eating dessert when she asked for more broccoli. I told her she couldn't have any more broccoli until she finished her ice cream! I know this sounds funny, but I knew she would finish the broccoli, and I also knew she would NOT eat the ice cream if even a speck of it started to melt! My friends thought I was nuts.

This is funny: My Aunt "J" used to look over the kids' heads (my cousins and me) when she fussed at them so she wouldn't laugh at the expressions on their faces. I was an adult before I learned that she was NOT cross-eyed! Seriously!

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Answer 3

I can't threaten my kids. My daughter is three and for example we went out to eat with my parents....my daughter wouldn't eat she wanted to run around and play...so I tried to threaten her but when I asked her if she wanted a spanking she said yes. I asked her if she wanted me to put her in the car she said yes. I just started laughing cause I realized those threats don't work because I never spank her. I just kind of roll with it unless they do something serious like smear poop on the wall...lmao

Answer 4

I only have a 3-month-old, but I've told my husband once that if he didn't stop wearing, he'd eat it.
He was picking at his food, a bad example for his 7-year-old and I meant to say, if you don't eat it, wear it.
We've had many a food fight from this threat before !

Answer 5

lmao! Good one, I don't have any kids but this reminds me of when I was little. My mom was trying to get me and my sisters to clean up our rooms and she screams out "How many times do I have to tell you all to fix your B.E.A.D!?" She was trying to spell bed. I remember me and my sisters slapping our hands across our mouths cause if we laughed we'd make things even worse!! She was so embarassed but that didn't stop her from being pi**ed off! Still tickles me! GOODTIMES!

Answer 6

i was telling the kids i nanny for to brush their teeth and comb their hair and after telling them about a million times i mixed it up and said comb your teeth i caught myself before i continued but too late they were laughing and the 4 year old was correcting me.

Answer 7

I knew my son was lying one day, so i told him that everytime he lies, he gets a purple dot on his forehead that only mothers could see. He immediately covered his forehead!

Answer 8

I just told my son the other day to do his homework or I was gonna do it for him...ummm helllloooo...how stiupid was that? He cracked up laughing.

Answer 9

I actually had to make "No dogs in the dishwasher" a house rule.

Answer 10

i said quit fighting or im gonna go to time out... i meant you will go to the corner...the 4 year old look at me like i was insane