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Don't worry.I'm not going far.You have the keys to the handcuffs anyway

2007-03-12 05:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0 0

Wanh! Time to call the Wanmbulance. Or perhaps I can offer you some french cries and a wanmburger.

P.S. I'm available, I charge $3.29/hour or a case of hamburger Helper for the night.

2007-03-12 12:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hire some manwhore catchers.

2007-03-12 12:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There's plenty more manwhores in the sea.

2007-03-12 12:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by lisateric 5 · 0 0

Give Him Better Benefits

2007-03-12 12:04:28 · answer #5 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1 0

Put some money around your house and rig a cage to fall on anyone who grabs it.

2007-03-12 12:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1 0

You'll find a new one. Open the curtains and turn up the heat.

2007-03-12 12:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by AJ F 3 · 0 0

I bet he would come running back if you did something that involved that mini skirt and pink boots. LOL

2007-03-12 12:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Forget him, you've always got the shaved chest bodyguard!

2007-03-12 12:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by " 5 · 0 0

Show him your milkshake. That should bring him back to the yard.

2007-03-12 12:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0 0

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