8 Ways Vodka Is Better For Us Than Willies!!!!?
1.Vodka is always stiff !!!
2. It doesnt look smaller in the cold!!!
3. It lasts as long as you want it 2!!!
4. Vodka doesnt prod you in the back demanding attention!!!!!
5. You dont care how far down your throat Vodka goes!!!!!
6. You can have as many as you like in 1 night without being easy!!!!!
7. you can enjoy a vodka in front of your mum!!!
And last but not least........
8. Vodka is always a pleasure to SWALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do ya think ladies?
2007-03-12 02:03:49 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hell ya!
2007-03-12 02:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1.It doesn't smell like a trout in a heatwave.
2.It's always wet.
3.It's cheaper than a woman.
4.The bottles shape never changes.
5.You can have more than two at a time if you like.
6.It gives a better quality headache, but never gets one itself.
7.If you take a couple of shots, it's not a crime of passion.
8.You can keep it out of sight in cupboard until you need it ;)
2007-03-12 02:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
too lots makeup is a turnoff. no longer as great as a women persons smoking nevertheless... Too skinny's additionally on the checklist, yet you already know, being extraordinarily is all on the subject of the "kit". i don't have specific standards. a woman is gorgeous or no longer. And that consists of character, definite. The definition of pleasing is subjective, and any guy might have any answer. ladies, you're pleasing.
2016-09-30 13:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My middle name is Vodka. Thank you for the complements. lol
2007-03-12 02:11:52 · answer #4 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.. no wonder i only drink vodka!!! now it makes sense 2 me!!! hahaha
2007-03-12 02:28:04 · answer #5 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm yeah and dont rember the night cause youve had a few to many which happend to me on new years eve oh i was a mess
2007-03-12 04:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...yes ur right...but not sure about point 6 though......?
Do u not think u would be pretty easy if u have 1 too many?!!
2007-03-12 02:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i hate vodka
2007-03-12 02:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah although I can't have vodka in front of my mom ;)
2007-03-12 02:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In total agreement!
2007-03-12 02:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plus it doesn't get you pregnant, and it doesn't demand its slippers or a hot meal.
2007-03-12 02:53:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋