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me go, what do i DO?iHAVE NO MONEY IT IS IN THE BANK BUT WHEN I SHOW HIM MY CARD HE JUST KEEPS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND LAUGHING IN A EVIL WAY HE IS QUITE BROODNG!I

2007-03-12 01:46:25 · 18 answers · asked by brad 1 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

18 answers

Remind him of Asimov's three laws of robotics.

2007-03-12 01:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0 0

The solution is surely obvious!

Obviously you need to look up the address of parachute suppliers. once you've got a supply all you have to do is jump out of the window making sure you pull the rip cord on way down, so have a soft landing and avoid having to meet the toll collector. Thereafter a walk to your local job centre to find employment might then be the wisest and easiest way of relieving both your boredom and your financial problems?

2007-03-19 06:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by cimex 5 · 1 0

Look down the hall and scream, "LOOK, THERE'S R2D2!"...When he truns his head, run between his legs to the nearest stairs. If's he's really a giant, he won't be able to fit through the door.

Always works for me. Good Luck!

2007-03-17 19:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jay C 3 · 0 0

Loose the Robot and practice on your writing skills.

2007-03-16 04:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by apreston60 5 · 0 0

Well a robot has to make a living like the rest of us!! Ask him if an IOU will do??

2007-03-13 09:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by munki 6 · 0 0

Stop messing with the vaccuum cleaner, go sit down, and
wait until the acid you ate is out of your system.

2007-03-16 21:09:26 · answer #6 · answered by Fire's Result 1 · 0 0

Ring a friend to bring you money. Attack the robot?

2007-03-12 08:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You've either been playing video games or just taking halucination drugs.

2007-03-16 10:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

An electro magnetic pulse(EMP) will shut down his circuits.You wouldn't happen to have a nuclear device in your flat would you?

2007-03-12 09:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by soulburner 7 · 0 1

Sounds like he's been nipping on engine de-greaser. You can't reason with them until it burns off--sorry!

2007-03-12 14:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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