Fountain of youth?

Question

I heard of this weird proccedure called pre embalming so that celebrities like demi moore and burt renolds who have had it done dont age much. The first to get the proceedure right gets best answer

Answer 1

In the painless procedure, a technician administers a local anesthetic, and then inserts a catheter into the femoral artery. In normal embalming, the needle is usually inserted into the jugular, but accessing the arterial system through the Femoral artery reduces the risk of unsightly scaring. This allows the patient to wear that sexy off-the-shoulder dress without fear of exposing any blemishes.

As the patient relaxes with a magazine, blood is removed and embalming fluid is pumped into the body. Upon completion, the needle is removed and the insertion point is bandaged. Practitioners should be aware patients often need help up from the table following the procedure as muscle stiffness is a common side-effect. Other side effects include a cold sensation, loss of appetite and heart failure.
When practiced safely, pre-embalming offers patients an unyielding state of youth and wellness.

Answer 2

Beauty Watch: The mystery of Demi Moore

About four hours of my life was lost yesterday to episodes of the E! True Hollywood Story. What’s worse, I was so fascinated by what I “learned” that I don’t even mind. While the Kate Hudson/Goldie Hawn story was truly riveting TV, the Demi Moore episode was even better. Did you know that Demi had a seriously lazy eye when she was younger? And that she paved the way for both the mega-earning Julias and Reeses of today as well as, apparently, pregnant women everywhere? And most importantly—that she looks nothing like she used to look? I remember when Demi made her comeback with that famous beach scene in Charlie’s Angels and everybody freaked out—”Oh my God! Demi looks amazing! Wow! How’d she do it?? (Pause. Jealousy.) I bet she totally had plastic surgery. In fact, I heard she had, like, $100,000 worth”—but soon it was yesterday’s news. Demi became Demiston or Dashmi or whatever (insert silly celebrity couple moniker with Ashton Kutcher here) and her fountain of youth was forgotten, probably sealed up in a cave in Idaho somewhere. When you see photo after photo of her transformation in rapid succession, however? Damn. Brow lift? Nose job? Lipo? Boob job (again)? Pact with the devil? (M. and I spent about an hour dissecting it all, and still were unable to come up with a consensus.) Whatever it is, I want in.

Answer 3

erm.. ask Dick Clark... I swear he seems to know the fountain of youth.. He must be over 100, but every single time I see him, he looks the same ... *lol*

Answer 4

I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm quite eager to see the answers! I hope somebody knows!