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maybe she actually said 'mammogram'

2007-03-12 00:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by gav 4 · 6 0

maybe she has to hit the head of the first nurse that tries to take an x-ray of her breast...by ramming her into a mammogram machine - it is an X-ray photograph of the breast. The technique has been in use for about thirty years.

Film screen mammography involves minimal radiation exposure. A skilled technologist positions and compresses the breast between two plates. Then a highly specialized camera takes two pictures of each breast from two directions. Mildly uncomfortable for most women, mammography can be painful for some. But compression of the breast is necessary to flatten and reduce the thickness of the breast. The X-ray beam should penetrate as few layers of overlapping tissues as possible. So her breats will be rammed into the machine...!

2007-03-12 07:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0 0

What a wonderful question! All sorts of ideas went through my mind, then I read the other answers and I had to smile. It could well be that the lady is having a mammogram (breast check)

Gawd. It just goes to show what we ladies have to go through!!!

2007-03-12 07:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Suzita 6 · 2 0

Here we go again with "what a woman has to go through"! How bad can it possible be? An xray of the mammary???
Go have the doc squeeze your family jewels checking for hernias and then tell me your story! Men get constipated so what's the difference of bearing a child?

2007-03-12 08:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahaha - that has to be one of the funniest things I've heard to date.

"Mallet rammed" hahahahahaha.

2007-03-12 07:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Froggy 7 · 1 0

i think you mean a mammogram. once a woman is 50 she has to go to the hospital to have her breasts screened for breast cancer. however, if someone has had breast cancer or cancer they have to go for regular checkups - its called a mammogram basically!!!

2007-03-12 11:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by lalala 4 · 0 0

oooo Matron!

2007-03-12 07:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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