Its 5.am... i just woke up and i cant get back to sleep cuz i drank too much last night and i passed out around 11 pm...i have a monster headache and i chuggin down water..so drop me a few lines and make me laugh!
2007-03-11 23:12:12 · 13 answers · asked by spade_of_life_420 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon, however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and said to the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized that the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the b low job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
2007-03-11 23:15:35 · answer #1 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok. Here's a joke for ya'.
Whats the best part about being hit by a Category 5 Hurricane?
You can get sucked and blowed at the same time. LOL
Did you laugh?
2007-03-12 06:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE!!! My cat was in the dryer this mornin and I had no idea. So I put my pants in there to get the wrinkles out and I hear thump!! and the loudest screech I have ever heard LOL. I felt so bad but he was fine. Just a little static clingy teehee
I'm a terrible person.
2007-03-12 06:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tennessee, Tennessee
There ain't no place I'd rather be
Baby won't you carry me
Back to Tennessee...........................
I ran into Charley Phogg
He blacked my eye and he kicked my dog
My dog he turned to me and he said
Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed
I woke up a feeling mean
Went down to play the slot machine
The wheels turned round and the letters read
Better head back to Tennessee, Jed!
2007-03-12 06:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Deadhead Incognito 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a hair of the dog, in Scotland that means another large drink. I sympathise fully, been there many a time.
2007-03-12 06:17:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you tell who is the blind man in a nudist colony. Its not hard.
2007-03-12 06:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha love the whale joke..hehe
2007-03-12 06:18:30 · answer #7 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the guy who over dosed on redbull & viagra??? He is now a walking vibrator, he keeps going & going & going & going..................no batteries needed!!!
2007-03-12 06:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a dinosaur with hemmorhoids?
A mega-sor-aus.
(mega sore as* )
2007-03-12 06:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor love!!!!!!!!!have you taken any painkillers?
but on the flipside its your own dang fault!
2007-03-12 06:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by pinkjessie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋