Wait... What are you doing....?

Question

With that knife!?

Answer 1

Actually that's my father with the knife, threatening to kill you if you don't marry me after you knocked me up! How could you?!

Answer 2

I don't know?

Lets look at it from a philosophical point of view for the answer; A wise man once said, "if you have a knife in your hand, than you must be using it to do something." But I'm pondering what that something might be. A knife is razor sharp and can be used to cut things. What things you might ask? Well that thing could be just about anything really would be one answer. You know, I saw on a special documentary focusing on "Wait... What are you doing....?" Than I instantly knew that what I am doing must involve a knife somehow and like a magic flash of bright lights right before my eyes, that was the same subtitle for their documentary. I thought to myself, how can this be. Wow, I was truly amazed and I'm not that easily amaze... I decided to take this question to someone wise. I traveled fifty thousand miles in harsh freezing weather and conditions to a small town in Nepal to seek the old wise master. When I finally found him he told me that he was waiting for me and that I was late about 5 minutes so he couldn't wait for me any longer to join him for dinner. I was about to ask him this question when he abruptly interrupted and said, "my son, the answer you are looking for does not lie in me, but in my meal." I was astonished that he is so wise and knew what my question was. Then, to my surprise, there it was. Sticking out of one of his half eaten meal was a knife. Shining with all its glory and sharpness as if to mock me. Mocked as I may be, I was happy to have found the answer. All my years of searching has finally paid off. I thank the wise old master and he gave me a plane ticket to return home so I don't have to make the long trek home on foot. When I return feeling fulfilled, I had a moment when I thought to myself, wait a minute, I never recieved the answer. All he did was shown me the knife in his bowl.

Moral of the story: Never travel to Nepal in search of an old wise master in hope to find an answer because all you will find in the end is that... to be continue...

To the readers: I apologize to have wasted your time for writting such a long and idiotic remarks. I know most of you probably skip over this from first sight because there are so many words to read, and for that I apologize.

Answer 3

Calm down it's just a butter knife.

Answer 4

Oh this thing? It's not a knife, it's a, it's a .....okay, it's a knife.

Answer 5

What knife?! Oh, this knife? Nothing much...

Answer 6

Eating it of course, what else would you do with a razor sharp knife?

Answer 7

Cheesecake...anyone

Answer 8

who would be stupid enough to give me a knife?

Answer 9

Cutting a piece of apple

Answer 10

its part of my act. you see im on a famous emo show on some famous emo chanal and without my nife no one whill tink im lagit. oh and i also have to complain about my parents not giving me enough atetnion because they wont buy me that scooter i wanted. every one knows scooters and other things i want is = to parents atention.