Do you ever critique the chalk drawings done by neighbourhood children?

Question

Do you wear a beret and round sunglasses and an ascot? Do you offer exhibitions in your driveway for aspiring artists? Do you take note of things like realism, use of curvature, colur, and texture of the pavement?

I thought everybody did this, but I've recently been served with a cease a decist order by the Neighbourhood Association and now I'm not so sure. I was raised by different folk.

Answer 1

So long as the shapes of the victims are accurately displayed for the coroner, I never question the children and their need to embellish the drawings as they see fit.

Answer 2

My preferred garb is a silk dressing gown, trilby hat, Cuban cigar, and a bright umbrella (always open), this gives the kids a feeling of inferiority, which is always good for a superior mind,,as far as the critique goes I offer mars bars to the best piece,, (this sometimes upsets the mothers) for the less appealing pieces of art I carry a water pistol,, this also upsets the mums,,, BTY what is a restraining order

Answer 3

The Court won't let me within 200 yards of anyone under 65 or over 80 so I yell my critiques through a bullhorn from the Senior Center roof.

Answer 4

I wish the neighborhood kids would use chalk this spray paint is hard to get off

Answer 5

To everything, turn, turn, turn, there is a season, turn, turn, turn
A time to critique, a time to back off...

Hmm.. nah, that doesn't work.

"Oh, Billy. That stick figure dog doesn't look real enough. I'm not convinced."

Answer 6

That's how Picasso got discovered.

Answer 7

That's funny. I'm going to try that. For real.


Do you know where I can find a bag or box of bats? Thanks.

Answer 8

hehehe. why yes I do, glad I'm not the only one =)