To me: a burglar who picked the wrong house to break into.
2007-03-11 17:32:07 · 53 answers · asked by Gone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
An 800-lb. gorilla attracted by my new banana-scented cologne.
Suspect # 2: My evil twin, finally making his move to destroy the universe.
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2007-03-11 17:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My druggy half sister who hates me for having everything she does not have - a good husband, a home that is paid for, two children who have never been in trouble like both of hers has, a great car (Caddy) and intelligence. Oh, and I don't do drugs and never have. I think that irks her more than anything. She is a person who is so far gone on drugs that she is just a knot on a log taking up space that a contributing member of society could use instead. She is on welfare, gets food stamps, gets HUD housing and SSI. She has nothing but the clothes on her back and never will have any more than that! And, before she started the drugs, a long time ago, she was sweet and beautiful. Now she looks like a scary beanpole with most of her teeth missing and even though she is 10 years younger than me, she looks older than our mother.
SORRY FOR THE LONG RESPONSE!!! ♥
2007-03-11 17:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably a total stranger who has moved here to Baton Rouge from New Orleans after Katrina.
2007-03-11 17:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An agent from the former Soviet Union. He has been looking for me since the Cold War. And I have been looking for him. It all started when I was fresh from boot camp in 1973. A CIA agent approached me at a luncheon at the senator's house in Ohio..........
2007-03-11 17:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The killer
2007-03-11 17:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by DG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Daughter
2007-03-11 20:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Linda B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-girlfriend. I asked her to marry me and then 3 weeks later I broke up with her. Oh and BTW this was all via letters and the phone because I was in Panama in the Army at the time.
2007-03-11 17:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jayson Kane 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably that guy who got pissed off at my answer the other day. I've spent the last 3 days deleting "hate mail" from him because he apparently didn't agree with my opinion.
2007-03-11 17:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by kj 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer for me is a mob of overzealous thugs from school who never liked my work and got sick of me telling them of my hopes to be someday a famed cartoonist.
2007-03-11 17:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Diego S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be an Arab terrorist that got into the country from the Southern border that king George has decided to ignore.
2007-03-11 17:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋