In re: to a blind date....Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases??

Question

1. I can't believe you caved.
2. You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
3. Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes.
4. I didn't lie. I wasn't lying. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?
5. Ok, ok. It was a lousy joke. I'm sorry.
6. Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Answer 1

Oh I am getting ready, for a blind date! Am I crazy or what? I told Madelyn I never would do this.............hell with this!
I call her up, Madelyn I am not going on this stupid date! Now she know's how to push my buttons, she has to say this!! I can't believe you caved. Knowing fully well I would not be able to say no now!
Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes.

Now I cannot believe I am at this stranger's door......oh what did I get into!
I knock holding my breath...............the door open's! It is worse than I could have ever imagined!
Before I know it, I am saying something I know is so wrong, but it just come's out!
You're like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who's half-goat.

Oh he stand's there looking crushed, by my harsh words! I have to do something, I feel so bad now.
Ok,ok. It was a lousy joke. I'm sorry.

He now is all smile's! Oh it make's him look worse! Wouldn't it be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? Hell he would be a Greek God if that were the case!

Well the date was a nightmare! All the while I am thinking how am I going to kill my best friend?
Why, why did she do this to me? Can't wait to get away from goat boy and call her!
She even had the nerve to say he was quite cute! Oh never ever again, wish I were blind on this date........whew the date is over.............I was so lucky I did not run into anyone I knew!

I am home now, calling Madelyn...........she answer's with a hint of laughter in her voice! I am yelling why, why, did you do this to me? You had the nerve to call goat boy cute!! Now fess up with the truth.
Now dead silence on her end. I am waiting I tell her, tell me why did you lie?
I didn't lie. I wasn't lying. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?

Hell yes....I sure do! Now she is bursting with laughter, oh I want to choke her eyeball's out.
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A long pause, then she blurts out, he is her inbred cousin!
Oh what a night!

Answer 2

YES I CAN! gimme a few minutes. I'll be right BACK!

….I can’t believe you caved! HAHA Ok, ok. It was a lousy joke. I’m sorry! Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes to explain that I didn’t lie to your mate. ACTUALLY, I wasn’t lying! IT WAS STELLA ARTOIS! Huh?? WHAT DID YOU SAY?? NOWAYJOSE! I was NOT lying! I WAS JOKING!! Scroll up! Do you want to know why I lied? WHY? WHY do you want to know? Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? ACTUALLY, you couldn’t be more attractive to me NOW than you have EVER been! You’re like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who’s half-goat! And…THAT is why I love you WillyMine!

hehe .. i am a ravin_lunatic fo sho!

Answer 3

“I can’t believe you caved” my friend Jade said on the phone. “Laura, I’ve been after you for months to go out with Richard, but each time I said something you’ve changed the subject” she said. “What changed your mind?” “I’m not really sure” I responded. “I think it was a combination of things.” “He’s been calling me several times a week for the past month and we get along great on the phone.” “He appears to be charming, intelligent, and has a wicket sense of humor.” “He has a dog, is employed by one of the biggest architectural firms in the county, and still finds time to do volunteer work down at the mission.” “Let’s just say that I’m curious and leave it at that” I said. I told her I had to go because I was expecting Richard any minute now and hung up the phone.

No sooner had I spoken then the door bell sounded which sent my dog Coco on a mad dash to the door. I picked Coco up and opened the door. There standing before me was a tall, handsome man with a large dog on a leash. “Hello, you must be Richard and this must be Zeus” I said as I reached over and petted the Wolfhound on the head. “You’re like one of those creatures in Greek mythology who’s half-goat” I said to Zeus. Richard laughed and asked me if I was ready to go. “Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes” I kidded as I picked up the picnic basket and put a leash on Coco. Because this is a blind date we had decided to go to the local dog beach and have a picnic with the dogs, something that was safe and would give either of us a way out if we didn’t actually like one another.

We all got into Richards SUV and drove over to dog beach, found a place to park and then selected a spot away from the other dogs to spread out our blanket. I was surprised at how well the two dogs were getting along simply because of the size difference. Zeus is huge, as all Wolfhounds are, and Coco being a 10 pound Shih Tzu is dwarfed by him. I did notice that Coco has taking a liking to Richard which is a good thing, because if they don’t like each other then we would never be anything other than friends.

Richard and I settled down on the blanket while the dogs ran and played with the other dogs down at the shore line. I was happy that we were not having any problems talking to one another and that thus far, the date has been going well. We were talking about Jade as she works in the same building as Richard does. “I can remember when she started telling me all someone named Laura” Richard said. “Everything she said about you was just too good to believe, so I asked her if she was lying” “Funny thing is I can still remember her exact answer” he said. “She said and I quote, I didn’t lie. I wasn’t lying. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?” “Now what kind of crazy answer is that?” “No matter, because it really got me interested, but I didn’t want to let Jade know” he said.

Around this time Zeus and Coco have come back to the blanket and lay down by us, panting. I opened the picnic basket and reached in to get water out for the dogs to drink. “Richard, I forgot to bring water for the dogs” I told him. “That’s okay, I go get some now” he said as he began to rise to his feet. “Ok, ok. It was a lousy joke. I’m sorry” I laughed as I brought out a big bowl and chilled water for the dogs.

We spent the remainder of the day eating and playing with the dogs. Time really seemed to fly and I have to admit that Richard and I seem to have some things in common. However, I don’t think there is a romantic connection here though, as that special spark seems to be missing. Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? But, I’m not insecure or desperate so I think I will pass on Richard and continue to look for romance elsewhere.