is there a way to tell someone is gay?

Question

and is it ever a phase or once they come out of the closet, are they gay forever?

Answer 1

Besides them telling you they are gay or you catching them in the act, I suppose there is no way to tell for sure. Someone can change their mind even after they come out of the closet. Why on earth do you ask?

Answer 2

Body language! Look for darting eyes, they dont lie. I busted couple guys checking others out, you know the up down look especially if some hot guy is bending over. Ha! Then claim that you have gaydar.

Answer 3

No, always ask the individual and allow them to tell you. Doing otherwise is evil and personally harmful because not everyone grows mature with the same influences.

Answer 4

1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
> 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
> 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
> 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with
Richard
> Gere and the gerbil.
> 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
> 6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and
still
> spot a toupee.
> 7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her
bathing
> suit.
> 8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and
lover.
> 9. You really have "been there, done that."
> 10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know
about their
> boyfriends. And that means everything.
> 11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
> 12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
> 13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
> 14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
> 15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
> 16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear
it.
> 17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
> 18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the
catering
> staff.
> 19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
> 20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
> 21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.
> 22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
> 23. You've always got an opinion.
> 24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
> 25. You know how to dress strategically.
> 26. Your car has an amusing female name.
> 27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot
better
> than you did in high school.
> 28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
> 29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
> 30. You know that sex complicates things. So?
> 31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an
insult.
> 32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
> 33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to
tell
> you.
> 34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
> 35. You have at least one movie musical on video.
> 36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
> 37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
> 38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
> 39. You know how to make an entrance.
> 40. You know when to make an exit.
> 41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.
> 42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
> 43. You know how to program your VCR.
> 44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
> 45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
> 46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
> 47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
> 48. You know when to play dumb.
> 49. You know what to do for a hangover.
> 50. Yes, you do have a condom.
> 51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a
friend.
> 52. One or more of the following apply to you:
> a) You adore Judy Garland
> b) You hate Judy Garland
> c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland.
> d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland.
> e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland.
> f) Who is Judy Garland?
> 53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
> a) Bernadette
> b) Chita
> c) Barbra
> 54. You made Donna Summer a star.
> 55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
> 56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
> 57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
> 58. You know when the party's over.
> 59. You know where to go after the party's over.
> 60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
> 61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of
> a) Your grandma
> b) Your face lift
> c) John Wayne Bobbit
> 62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
> 63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
> 64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't
necessarily a
> compliment.
> 65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.
> 66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.
> 67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.
> 68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe,
like
> "Stand by your man".
> 69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first
communion and
> too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of
the food
> after each.
> 70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
> 71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
> 72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty
one.
> 73. You've left someone totally speechless.
> 74. You've shaved something other than your face.
> 75. All your friends do not have to "get along".
> 76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be
with
> different guys, however.
> 77. Your love handles are actually used as such.
> 78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an
> opportunity.
> 79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.
> 80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
> 81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen
drawer.
> 82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
> 83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up
girls.
> 84. You know your enemies.
> 85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's
right there
> in the shower.
> 86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.
> 87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.
> 88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've
added side
> dishes.
> 89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics,
and
> "important issues" can be about hair.
> 90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
> 91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated
solely as a
> sex object.
> 92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
> 93. You know, by heart, every line in:
> a) All about Eve
> b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
> c) Your face
> 94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
> 95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are
non-verbal.
> 96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.
> 97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.
> 98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore.
> 99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.
> 100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread.
Sometimes
> after the party too.
>
>

Answer 5

its called gaydar, they sell a handheld at Radio Shack, it picks up on the amount of homo-chlorides in the system, if they can be extracted from the body by leeches or a transfusion then person should become a hetero member of society.

Answer 6

ask them ...and I don't know the longevity of being gay I would think that once you declare you are its for life

Answer 7

Yes , point at then and yell" HEY THAT GUYS GAY!"

Answer 8

Look for a limp wrist and a weak handshake

Answer 9

yup, some people just have gaydar. Either you have it or you don't

Answer 10

if you see him in bed with a guy it should be a clue