silly product name needed?

Question

my class is doing a role-playing for a business that's doing poorly.. we're thinking of something funny (hopefully healthcare related), like something that is named poorly or is useless...we were thinking "save-a-cow vegan tube feeding" or " poo-pretty, designer bedpans"

any wacky and funny ideas?

Answer 1

Humpty Dumpty leg brace company

Ready Red Rash Remover

Ole Timer Veal

Works Um times birth control Company