How can I raise my adopted George Foreman Grills alone now that my wife has left me for a Thigh Master?

Question

I feel like I can't go on but I have to for my boys!

Answer 1

Have a garage sale and unload your George Foreman Grills on the unsuspecting public. These grills are responsible for numerous e coli outbreaks in Equatorial Guinea. The resultant cholera and bouts of uncontolled insomnia have ruined that country's economy.

Take the proceeds from the garage sale and buy a Juicemaster. That is the key to a girl's heart. Your beloved will be swilling your juice in no time.

Answer 2

Mindless electrical appliances and unforgiving weight loss machines,, these 21st century gadgets have created more relationships to fall apart than the indoor toilet epidemic of the 1920's,, it is wise to remember that every generation has its IORD,, or Implements of Relationship Decoration,, there are a few suggested remedies and the one that I found after the missus left me for a bloody toaster, was to go back to nature and light a fire ,, pretty soon all these gadgets realise their insignificance and at last you will be free,, As for the George Forman Grill,, well, being adopted you can always sent it back for a refund

good luck,, I hope this helps

Answer 3

It'll be all right, I promise. I will hold your hand through these tough times - but only if you start using regular toilet paper and not those "environmentally friendly" pine cones.

You should get the boys involved in some community activities, like charity BBQs and church cook offs. Stay away from Participaction events. It'll just be a painful reminder.

Maybe you should consider moving to a different neighbourhood, get Francis away from those horrid orangutans.

I like Cheez Doodles and grape Crush.

Answer 4

let your grills leave their mark upon you...it will purify your soul.

Answer 5

try to find a "Miss Tea" to help out

Answer 6

It is lucky for you that your "boys" aren't needy... so I think that you should be okay.