2007-03-11 15:00:42 · 23 answers · asked by r_moreno361 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
2007-03-13 15:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by lucasgw8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 quotes ..
"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson
"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer
2007-03-13 02:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by E.Honda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many to choose from!
[Marge] :Bart! Stop pestering Satan!
[Bart to Homer, describing their house's X-Mas decor] :
It's craptacular.
[Marge to Homer] : Leave! And take your Lhasa Apso with you! *Not especially funny, except to people like me who own a Lhasa Apso. I have endless fun repeating this line to my fiance when he's taking his dog home.
2007-03-15 05:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by nightlhasa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
homer simpson: Doh!
2007-03-11 22:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by hsmstam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish God weren't dead so he could see this
-Homer Simpson
2007-03-14 18:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bart: I met this exotic dancer last night at Hugh's bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks at Bart as though unconvinced]
Bart: I had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks at Bart as though unconvinced]
Bart: ...I went to a strip club.
2007-03-11 22:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer: "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip"
2007-03-11 22:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"DOH"- homer simpson and it slipps out quite often
2007-03-11 22:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by fashionista.2009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat my shorts man ! (especially when bart says it to homer)
2007-03-11 22:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" another day, another dollar " by marge simpson
2007-03-11 22:04:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋