The waitress kept giving my pal Big Earl larger eggrolls than she gave me and I felt inadequate.
I ended up drinking too much saki and passing out in the Koi pond in the lobby.
2007-03-11 14:53:55 · 29 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I wouldn't worry too much, as long as she put extra sauce on your chicken's balls.
2007-03-11 15:01:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't know from eggrolls. But I was at a Tex-Mex restaurant the other day and the waitress was making fun of my burrito and calling me unmanly. I asked her why she was ribbing me and she showed me her taco. After that I knew that size does matter.
2007-03-11 22:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she's being koi herself... Big Earl is compensating and slipped her a fiver... don't feel bad.
Send me the Saki.. and savour your wee roll....
2007-03-11 21:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Eggroll envy!!!
2007-03-11 21:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rhonda B 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An eggroll is an eggroll! However, they are all stuffed with the same thing! His eggroll may be longer but yours may be thicker. It really does not matter!
Bare in mind that you got fish and he did not!
The Ol' Sasquatch Ã
2007-03-11 22:08:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's not the size of your eggroll baby, It's the taste
*yum*
2007-03-11 21:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well if you eat your egg-roll nice and slow and take your time it will last longer then big earls,
big Earl may gabbles his up in no time you'll enjoy yours more.
no reason to feel inadequate . get it eat slower its better for you.:)
2007-03-11 22:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not the size of the Egg-roll, its the vigor with which you dip it in the sweet and sour sauce.
2007-03-11 21:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's because she knew Big Earl could handle a big one
2007-03-11 21:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry Samantha will make your eggroll when you get home.
2007-03-11 21:57:21 · answer #10 · answered by Redda 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, you're saying that 'Big Earl' has bigger egg rolls than you!
2007-03-11 21:56:48 · answer #11 · answered by lisateric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋