I had a dream that I was kicking Chuck Norris' a**, but I forgot what move I was using. Any ideas how I could beat the real Chuck Norris?
2007-03-11 14:16:51 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Wait until he is asleep then run up and beat the crap outa him,with a baseball bat...LOL
Nah Just joking as I like Chuck baby, he can kick with me anytime..LOL ♥
2007-03-11 14:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's simple. Step 1. Get a black belt. Step 2. Throw the back belt out, and get bull riding lessons. Step 3. Ride the bull over to Chuck Norris and pull out our very own Dead Ray that always is in our pocket. Understand? Good. You can let your imagination finish my plan. But remember the bottle of vinegar is a very important part.
2007-03-18 05:32:47 · answer #2 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most Anti-Bacterials claim to kill 99.9% of all germs. Chuck Norris kills 110% of whatever the heck he wants.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a Horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Dont mess with Chuck, you wont win!
2007-03-11 14:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL You can't beat Chuck Norris he is too good!
2007-03-11 14:21:34 · answer #4 · answered by Courtney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick him in the balls. that should help. ;) i don't know. the real Chuck Norris can kick some a**. i love all his movies.
2007-03-19 14:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥♥ H☮TMAMA ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would put myself in a sleeper hold before trying attack chuck norris goofball
2007-03-19 11:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by mole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that he's still a superstar and that you have a part for him in a movie. He'll put his guard down leaving him open for an attack, then kick him in the balls.
2007-03-19 04:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the safest way would be at the funeral home when he has passed away. If you don't want to wait for that find away to get Steven Siegal or Van Dam to help. LOL
2007-03-11 14:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Attack from behind with a .45? Or just kick him in the nuts...
2007-03-11 14:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by Angela L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to the ground. He's not trained in grappling. Karate is not great in a street fight. Although he was a champion kick boxer so you know he's tough.
2007-03-11 14:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by patsfan0176 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋