2007-03-11 14:09:34 · 36 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I always wanted to be reincarnated as a womans bicycle seat or a Brass Pole for strippers.
But with my luck, I'd probably come back as a Brass Pole in a Fire Station.
LOL
2007-03-11 14:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
George W Bush's jockstrap.
Actually, in ancient chinese manuscripts (I have a book somewhere that says this) it says that there is a list of over 5000 things that you can be reincarnated as. Close to the bottom of the list was a blade of grass or a fern. Wierd.
2007-03-11 14:14:09 · answer #2 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Dung Beetle. Eating and living in poo. After putting up with poo in the real world, the very thought of living with it and eating it as a staple of sustenance and creating a family in it in the hot plains of Africa, is probably the worst thing to come back as. It's bad enough that I cart my poo everywhere I go, now. God forbid, if I have to push it along, too.
2007-03-11 14:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dung beetle. Seriously, then move cr&p around all day. At least when I put up with sh** I get to go home and have a glass of wine. Those poor things do not get a break! x
2007-03-11 23:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm imagining how gruesome it would be to come back as a fly. To eat cr*p - vomit, eat it etc etc etc.
But, can you imagine coming back as a fly and hear all those people who supposedly loved you - can you imagine if they were talking badly of you? or you husband was now with your best friend? and all you could do in retalliation would be to walk in dog dirt - dance on their food and throw up on it!
YUK!
2007-03-11 14:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleopatra. Just think, you'd have to tell people you are the reincarnation of a nobody.
2007-03-11 14:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
George Bush lol
2007-03-11 14:12:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Democrat.
2007-03-11 14:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a bug that is hated. i.e. fly, cockroach, hornet, wasp or the like.
best would be to come back as a very loved and pampered dog.
2007-03-11 14:18:07 · answer #9 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't exist. You are what you are and you will never be anything else. You are in the express image of your Father in Heaven. He created you and you will never be anything different, not a cat, a dog, a bird...just you! Isn't that great information?
2007-03-11 14:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by RJ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋