he is a 2 foot giant, with short overgrown hair...
he likes to talk a lot...although he cant speak....
and he is always listening into my telephone conversations although he cant hear..
he says i look nice but he cant see...what should i do????
2007-03-11 14:06:21 · 13 answers · asked by amri 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Give him two paracetamol every two hours but don't let him have more than eight tablets in less than twenty-four hours. Tell him to drink plenty of water and to ease up on dairy products for the next week or so. If he is still having problems rub him in lard and put him in the oven for two hours at gas mark 4 until brown, yum yum!!!!
2007-03-11 15:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by laura f 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey I know him,
He' s the one with the long black curly teeth and the bright white smiley hair is'nt he?
Is he still talking with that limp and walking with that lisp of his
2007-03-12 15:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He says you look nice but cannot speak? nice riddle but I have no clue as to the answer.
2007-03-11 14:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by n0tsan3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him high heels, help him lose weight, make him shave, tie his hands together, and start going to your friends house instead of talking on the phone. :-)
2007-03-11 14:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sammie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the perfect match, you should marry him!
2007-03-11 23:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by djp6314 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm you should try and talk to him in a civilised way and explain to him some how to leave you alone.Tell him to **** off if he continues.........
2007-03-11 14:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by SUNIL S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax...if he can't speak, hear, or see, then it really doesn't matter what you do because he won't have a clue.
2007-03-11 14:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by monarcmimi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop smoking whatever you're smoking
Stop drinking whatever you're drinking
Sober up and he'll probably be gone.
2007-03-13 10:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by MaggieSA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be nice to him, maybe he needs a friend.
2007-03-11 14:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy him some women's underwear and call it a day.
2007-03-11 21:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by Tyler R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋