I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You
don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the
way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out
of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never
touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on
her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street
around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking
through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.
So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it back to the dealer?
2007-03-11 13:06:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
take it back to the dealer
2007-03-11 13:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by ladybug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ditch her and with the money you will save trade the Harley and go buy yourself a new Big Dog motorcycle.
2007-03-11 13:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anybody that can write a story this good can easily repair a Harley.
Two thumbs up! ROFL.
2007-03-11 13:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ღ♥Jeanene♥ღ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, If you are as good on motercycles then you are at spying i say ... You need help, take it to the dealer and let them handle it.
The top part was just a joke right?
LOL
2007-03-11 13:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find out if your wife's boyfriend knows how to fix the bike. This may save you some money.
2007-03-11 14:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Dean A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take it back to the dealer, let them fix it, if they mess up then they have to fix everything else
if you try to fix it yourself and mess something up then you will be responsible for fixing the other things
i'd take it to the dealer and let them worry about it
2007-03-11 14:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by zether 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good story,did you ever think of being a writer.
2007-03-11 13:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Goodfellar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your wife's new boyfriend can help you fix your harley!! good luck! LOL!
2007-03-11 15:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by Josie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what to tell you about the motorcycle, but that question was hilarious
2007-03-11 13:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao....that was too funny....your wife is cheating and you can fix it...ur a man...it's what you do! haha
2007-03-11 13:33:47 · answer #10 · answered by Ambyre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋