2007-03-11 12:45:34 · 53 answers · asked by ? 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
pissed myself, at least I'm hoping it was my piss.
2007-03-11 12:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jeffrey B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dropped my Mexican food on the floor while running for the bathroom and then got into a fight with the heater. For some reason, it kept falling over and crashing to the floor. I think it was drunk too. But don't worry, when I checked the next morning, the only thing that was on the floor was a jalapeno pepper. My food stayed in tact in the box. Wow. Was that night fun to relive. Did I mention, I slipped on the ice and fell out of my friend's car?
2007-03-11 12:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by LA Law 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave to bottles of pee(which looked like apple juice) to a police officer
Kissed someone
kissed a idiot
gave a poor person a bud light
Tossed my husband in to the street
tossed my friends walet into a pond
Tossed micheal jackson into a highway to get run over (jk)
told my teacher she was so huge she knocked down my new convertabile!
And many more..if i think
This is not true tough, except i think some r funny!
2007-03-11 12:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by lol! It's moi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went soo insane that i turned myself into the police for drunk driving lol then woke up wondering why i was in a cell with some fat guy digging in the ground with a spoon.
2007-03-11 13:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by Here I come I am cinnamon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave my buddy a Miller Lite, then he beat the **** out of me. He told me what I did the next moring and I felt terrible. I bought him a keg of Bud Lite to make up for it....we are still friends.
Friends don't let friends drink Miller.
Paid for by Anhueser, St. Louis, Missouri.
2007-03-11 18:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by butterstma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woke up in the Foreign Legion with a tatoo on my chest that
said "Viva La eeifcnerfd"?
2007-03-11 12:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by cruisingyeti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woke up at Ihop inside passed out at the booth with my friends. Then I had breakfast. I guess I had fun. Hehe
2007-03-11 12:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...dropped a pill and a half, went to various bars all night with my friends, got completely mashed, and did the same thing the following evening.
2007-03-11 13:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thought i could fly and flew straight down the stairs smack into a wall. Got a nice scar for it!
2007-03-11 13:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woke up in the house of a girl I went to school with. She wasnt in my class. I wasnt wearing my clothes. I had barfed on them. Her little sister or brother was staring a me. Their carpet was nasty. I dont remember the girls name. I just remember her telling me I had to get up before her stepdad saw me. I didnt know were my car was or how I even ended up in that town. Oops!
2007-03-11 12:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by chelexhay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it and i like it because i can handle it and i like the floor as it supports my head on the wood. i like the tree in the corner it make us closer so it is a love tree surley.
if winter was over i would be warmer than if it wasn't, who's nicked my bottle?
2007-03-11 16:34:05 · answer #11 · answered by laura f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋