i've been having a really bad day so can somebody please say something that might make me smile??
2007-03-11 10:00:48 · 9 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your a bum fluff.
2007-03-11 10:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Psychotically Bored 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this was an answer to a question posted "has anyone pranked called 911". this was my answer. i laughed remembering what i did..perhaps it'll make you chuckle!
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well it wasnt a prank really. but it was uneccessary. you see when i was 19 i had OCD. ok i still do! lol anyway this was back in the day when noone knew what i was, they called me eccentric! anyway i had a craving for bananas. so i ate one, and then another and then two more! then i got scared and thought i'd get constipated! so i made me a metamucil drink! and then i realized i didnt even read the directions properly. i didn't know what the side effects were. so i read the label and it said, disolve properly may cause choking. well this is about 5 min. after the fact but because i was impressionable i believed i was choking! so i called 911 and reported that i was choking!! (omg i can't stop laughing remembering this!) and the 5 firefighters showed up (they were the only emt available) staring at me while i held the metamucil container hacking away like a cat with a fur ball! lmao i sware this is true, i was so nuts! now i'm not raging ocd like that ! i have my meds, but damn i could tell you some stories! lol
2007-03-11 17:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
some funny quotes:
I went to a store to buy some insecticide. "Is this good for
beetles?" I asked the clerk. "No," replied. "It'll kill 'em."
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"Interns scare me. They're too young. How can you have con-
fidence in a doctor who has his rubber gloves pinned to his
sleeves?" --Joan Rivers
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"When I'm driving here I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL
CHILDREN PLAYING. I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm
not afraid of small children." --Jonathan Katz
2007-03-12 19:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres an aggie a mexican and a texan,
the texan goes into the woods, he comes out with a deer
The mexican goes, how did you get that deer??
Texan says, i found the tracks i followed the tracks i shot the deer,
The mexican goes into the woods and hours later comes back with a smaller deer,
the aggie says, how did you get that deer,
I found the tracks i followed the tracks i shot the deer,
the aggie goes into the forest, he comes back with a broken leg and a cracked ribcage,
the texan asked how'd ya get them there injuries
the aggie says, i found the tracks i followed the tracks i shot the train
2007-03-11 17:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by a bob named waffle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are some lame jokes i made
why are infants sore losers?
There all cry babies
whats the best thing to put in a pie?
your teeth
Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
she wanted sweet dreams
2007-03-11 17:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope things get better for you. Turn your frown upside down and smile all your troubles away :)
2007-03-11 17:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go look in the mirror and see how funny you look then youll laugh
2007-03-11 17:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll always have me as a friend no matter what you can im me if you want
2007-03-11 17:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boogers are yummy
2007-03-11 17:20:59 · answer #9 · answered by blinkky winkky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋