2007-03-11 09:55:37 · 28 answers · asked by Melanie V 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Damn fortune cookie fairie fell asleep on the job again!
2007-03-11 10:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by DishclothDiaries 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you we're living in the era where fortune cookies were handmade, maybe. However, since fortune cookies are now mass produced - you are not screwed. If your into the whole mythology, look at it like this - your future is not bounded by the constraints of others but is one so massive that no paper can contain the story of your life. So what will be will be, the element of suprise is at play.
2007-03-11 17:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are very sorry about that . Please accept our most humble apologies. That rascal who we caught putting the fortunes in that said "HELP! I AM BEING HELD PRISONER IN A FORTUNE COOKY FACTORY!" escaped. As soon as we can locate and kidnap a suitable replacement, fortune cooky service should return to normal.
Your understanding and patience while these problems are resolved are much appreciated.
(Please read other side for lucky lottery numbers)
2007-03-11 17:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol It just means you're lucky not to have to put up with some cheesy fortune.
If you need a fortune let me write you one that will be a bit deeper than any you'll find in a cookie...hmmmm
What is truth but a lie that all men come to believe?
2007-03-11 18:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the fortune-cookie machine ran out of paper slips and they didn't have time to put a little piece of paper in your cookie.
2007-03-11 17:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Firefly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, this just means that your future is mutable and subject to change based off of your actions. You are making your own fortune right now.
2007-03-12 00:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it was like a ''self serve'' kind of fortune. In other words, your future is up to you! (That is usually the case anyway!)
2007-03-11 17:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - you went to a really cheap restaurant who saved money on buying the crapiest, cheapest cookies in the factory, actually they were in the bargain bin.
If there was one in there it would have said - change your choice of restaurant!
Ironic hey?
2007-03-11 17:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by bertram baines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a fortune cookie that said 'sometimes sorrow seems to be the only truth' WTF?? thats not a fortune lol.
anyway, i love fortune cookies, they taste great :P
dont really care of the piece of paper that comes with it
2007-03-11 17:39:48 · answer #9 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No of course not. You just got screwed by the manufacturer!
Anyway, no news is good news right?
2007-03-11 17:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by hevs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋