2007-03-11 08:42:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Gosh! And Tina you Fat Lard come get your dinner!
2007-03-11 08:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by kittycat8793 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kip Dynamite Quotes
2016-10-04 04:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
2007-03-11 08:48:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
2007-03-11 08:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by matt mcd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tina you fat lard come and get your dinner!"
"What are you going to do today Napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like, GOSH!" Then he throws a freaking doll out the window, classic! Some kid on my bus actually did that after seeing that rotflmao!
"Why do you got your hood on like that?" "Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see."
Hahaa, Napoleon is the bomb diggity!
2007-03-11 08:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by smileforawile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is Napoleon Dynamite?
2007-03-14 01:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills...nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills...
Do the chickens have large talons?
Pedro offers you his protection.
The defect in this one is bleach.
Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally.
[To Trisha over the phone] It took me,like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.
Who's the only one here knows illegal ninja moves from the government?
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Bow to your sensei!, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
Make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
2007-03-11 08:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by koros 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
[referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Napoleon Dynamite is awsome lol.
2007-03-11 08:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by sup. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do the chickens have large talons"?
- Napoleon Dynamite
2007-03-11 08:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Greenday minority goodriddance 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'd be nice if you could pull me into town.".....spoken by the Great Cage Fighter Kip Dynamite
2007-03-11 08:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by blueangel_bo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋