2007-03-11 08:20:33 · 25 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You accuse them of dragging you there, against your will. There word against yours...right...
2007-03-11 08:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pot-bellied pig exploded and threw you clean over the fence. Then vultures ate the meat and dingos scuttled off with the bones. Then promise not to sue for the damage to your coccyx their patio caused. It's foolproof ;)
2007-03-11 08:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do some chores for them in their yard. Water the garden, weed the garden, mow the lawn, etc.
2007-03-11 08:24:06 · answer #3 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I often eat til I fall asleep in all the neighborhood gardens,and they have gotten used to it...they now grow extra goodies,so I don't wipe out their stash! LOL
2007-03-11 08:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretnd you were waiting for them to wake up so you could visit! Or say you were locked out of your own house and were trying to call in, but fell aslepp while waiting!! It should work!!
2007-03-11 08:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Happening_babe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn your pockets inside out, get your knob out and run round the garden going "woo woo I`m an elephant", they`ll probably think you belong to a traveling circus and go back to bed.
2007-03-11 08:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by amos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer to buy them the next round.
2007-03-11 08:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand up and pee on the garden and advise them you're watering their plants!
2007-03-11 08:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer to get my hose and clean the vomit from the porch, and then throw in a free mow.
2007-03-11 08:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you were just inspecting their garden for aphids.
2007-03-11 08:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋