Have you ever regretted a time when you tried to use poultry for transportation?

Answer 1

What is this, a hen party? Ya silly goose! Only chickens ride poultry, it's really not pheasant, and one shouldn't grouse if one gets thrown all c*ck-a-mamie if one tries. Listen to the wisdom of Marc Bolan and T-Rex, and if you're going to ride anything, ride a white swan. Just remember not to get in a flap if the swan turns vicious - just duck.

Answer 2

Don't ever drive them with two chicks cooped up inside when it is roasting hot outside. These new models haven't chicken sh*t for gumbo-tion. The air conditioning sucks eggs. The last trip we made, I couldn't turn the heater down, it was like an oven in there! Fairly fricasseed our hides, I'll tell you. And what's with the dang Leg horn. How the heck are you supposed to honk the horn when its way down there?

Answer 3

Yes, I had to rethink my paltry situation. The chicks decided to form a union and started making demands. They wanted things like equal pay and a cover to keep the reign off them. I always thought feathers were waterproof. That sure ruffled my feathers. Ungrateful chicks!

I decided they made better roasts instead.

Answer 4

As a gnome I ride a mechanical chicken. It gets me where I need to go without any regrets.

Answer 5

whizzing downhill on a frozen turkey, through the snow is fun...but when it starts to thaw....you just end up getting thrown off.

Answer 6

Yeah...after I woke up in a hospital bed for crash landing. Damn birds.

Answer 7

yes because I ended up getting avian flu. never again.

Answer 8

of course not...I ride on chickens all the time<<<{{sarcastic}}

Answer 9

YES! Damn chickens!