2007-03-11 07:41:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
funerals, other than that losing a limb is a pretty good excuse. =)
2007-03-12 04:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by aphotic nostrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pauly D is right.
"I have explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea again" seems like it would work.
"I have virtigo (uncontrolled dizziness) and I keep losing my balance and falling, I don't want to risk a work comp case" is another good one
That being said, lying is imorral and when you were hired, they hired you and rely on you for your work. Calling in to miss work when there is no valid excuse shows laziness and is dishonest. Isn't that one of the commandments? I don't know, it sounds familiar.
2007-03-11 14:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The big bunny of the wardrobe locked me on the box
An UFO abducted me
Some Arab men drove my car into Uzbekistan
My nose grew up 10 feet and i was embarrassed for going
2007-03-11 14:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by aa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The absolute best....having the runs. Just say "I'd like to come in, but I'll spend more time in the bathroom than at my desk, if you know what I mean".
2007-03-11 14:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by pauly d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your in the hospital in the intensive care unit and cannot make a decision for yourself wether or not to come in.
2007-03-11 14:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by karl_2676 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in Dead or even better you won the lottery and don't need to work anymore.
2007-03-11 14:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by WVJaybird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i have the runs"
2007-03-11 14:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by steve p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋