2007-03-11 07:32:23 · 15 answers · asked by Jonny D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Split it down the middle and tie it on the top of my head to keep my ears warm.
Or let some sparrows build a nest in it.
I'd also walk around yelling 'Hi Ho, HI HO' at inappropriate moments.
2007-03-11 07:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I were required by law to wear a three foot comedy beard at all times, I would wear a three foot comedy beard at all times - - - because I am a total coward and I don't want to go to prison.
2007-03-11 08:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be very hot running since it is really uncomfortable to run with facial hair. I dont believe in fake beards.
2007-03-11 07:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by caddie_manjd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become part of a ZZ Top tribute band
2007-03-11 07:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trip up a lot, I am only 2ft 11" tall.
2007-03-12 14:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Sarcasm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy a brimmed hat and go amish.
2007-03-11 09:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by bubbasmith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then i would break the law.
2007-03-11 08:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could i use it as a tail? Or a pubic wig for a laugh?
2007-03-11 07:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well................ they dont say where you have to wear it, so i would stick it to my leg or around my boobs, and pretend i have a hairy chest lol that would be even more funny!
2007-03-11 07:45:04 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would be happy to go to jail for not wearing it!
2007-03-11 07:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by ne14a6t9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋